Fxcking Friends ⇒Yoongi x Reader

Chapter 5

Morning ('⊙ω⊙')
I woke up and stretched my legs out. Luckily I was feeling a lot better. I got dressed while Yoongi was still dozing off then I stuffed a gun down the back of my jeans. Just in case.
"Hey." Yoongi said with messy bed hair.
"You hungry?" I asked.
"Yeah I'll come and help."
"It's fine I'll cook up some yummy foods." I replied.
"Okay I guess I should phone my parents to tell them I'm at a friends before they get the police to find me." He said laughing.
"Yeah they'll be worried" I said smiling then leaving the room to make some breakfast.
Yoongi's pov
Beep beep BOOP.
"Hi mom-" I called.
"Omg where are you? I was just about to phone 999! Are you okay? Your not hurt right?" My mom worriedly asked.
"I'm fine I'm at a friend's." I replied.
"Okay make sure you make it to school on time! And have you got spare clothes to change into?"
"I'm sure she'll lend me some."
"Wait 'she' your friend is a girl! Your at a girls home! Yoongi you better come home righ-"  my mom shouted as I ended the call mid sentence.
My mom is so fucking crazy.  I headed downstairs to y/n.
"Yo I called my mom she said to borrow some clothes..."I said.
"I guess you could see what I've got in my wardrobe." She offered.
"Okay. Food smells nice." I replied smiling at y/n wearing a apron. I lazily walked up to y/n's room. I opened up her wardrobe.
"Woah.." I sighed in amazement.  All the clothes were branded. I hunted in the closet for some sweats but all I could find were fucking expensive tight clothes.  I pulled out a dark t shirt it look like it would fit me. I took off my shirt and swapped it for y/n's. I looked in the mirror I didn't notice it was Off-White. Shit y/n has expensive taste.  I once again dived into the closet to find some jeans. Shit... found the underwear. Retreat! Retreat! Okay start again. There's only really tight ass jeans. I squeezed into some black ones.
"It's so hard to fucking move..." I breathed as I waddled down the thousands of stairs. Then I waddled into the kitchen and helped tidy the room.
"Hahahahahaha!" Y/n laughed loudly while looking at me.
"Do I really look that stupid?" I asked looking down at my outfit.
"No, you look cool!"
"Honest?"
"Honestly!"
"Swag," I said doing a rap pose.
"Okay now you look stupid." She said laughing again. When she calmed down she said. "This is the first time I've had a friend stay over at my house."
"This is the first time I've stayed over at a friend's house." I said in return. "Guess it's both our first time." I then said creepily.
"What the fuck Yoongi! Stop!" She shouted and flicked my head because she got my joke. Y/n plated up our breakfast and set it on the table. We both ate and chatted to each other. Once we were done we set off walking to school. Well it was more like a waddle for me due to jeans I was wearing.
We reached school and saw y/n's family cars. We walked normally into school then suddenly we were both pushed into one of the family cars. Guess we weren't actually meeting at school then. To be honest I was scared but y/n looked chilled and relax so I just followed her lead. The car drive was silent until we reached our destination.
"Shit...  " I mumbled terrified. We were in a giant abandoned warehouse. It was really creepy.  At the other side of the warehouse there was another family car. Two people came out. Y/n started to walk to them so I cautiously followed.
One was Mina and the other must be Jihun, y/n's brother.
"Hello big sister." Jihun greeted. "I see you've brought your loser boyfriend as well."
"He is not my boyfriend." Y/n stated. Mina laughed.
"I'M NOT A LOSER EITHER!" I shouted. Jihun laughed.
"Really now, I mean look at your clothes there so obviously y/n's. Like what kind of guy borrows his girlfriend's clothes? It's meant to be the other way around."  Jihun laughed.
"Hey! At least my nose isn't as big as my family problems, unlike yours!" I laughed in return as he covered his giant nose.
"At least I don't run like a grandpa!" He laughed.
"How did you know my one weakness?!" I said appalled.
"Mina told me!" He replied still laughing.
"How do you know that bitch any way?" I questioned.
"I met her in a club on holiday!" He replied.
"Ha! so your one of those fuck boys then!"
"At least I can talk to girls!" He shouted.
We continued to roast each other again and again.
Meanwhile...
Y/n's pov
"If Yoongi isn't your boyfriend why'd you run away and cry when I kissed him?" Mina asked smiling evilly.
"I don't know.." I said puzzled.
"Ha! Your so idiotic!" She shouted as one of her false nails popped off. "Aish! Where did that go?" She crawled on the ground looking for her nail.
"Ha! Fake ass bitch!" I laughed.
"You want to fight?" Mina angrily called out.
"Bring it on bitch!" I replied as she flung her self at me.
Luckily my grandma was an ace boxer back in the day so she taught me all she knew. I definitely wasn't going to lose.  I restrained Mina quickly so I then proceeded to knock the fake hoe out.  But first one last question.
"Why are you working for my brother?"
"He's just so handsome..." she replied. Okay that's it your out. Boom. One last final hit and she'd lost consciousness.
"I do not have a small dick!" I heard jihun say to Yoongi.
"Whatever makes your feel better honey." Yoongi then laughed in return.
"That's it you idiot go to hell!" Jihun raised his gun from his pocket and pointed it at Yoongi.
"Shit!" Yoongi called.
I quickly grabbed my gun and shot Jihun's shoulder.
"Argh!" Jihun dropped his gun and grabbed his bloody shoulder.
"The fuck did you get a gun from?" Yoongi questioned astounded.
"I have my connections." I said shadily.
"Fucking hell..." Jihun swore as he fell unconscious. 
"Yoongi help me carry them into one of their cars." I said picking up Jihun. While grabbing Jihun, I slipped and the gun shot a bullet in Yoongi's direction. My eyes widened in shock as I saw the bullet hit Yoongi's chest.
To my surprise the bullet bounced off of Yoongi.
"What the hell..." I mumbled.
"Told you, I'm bulletproof." Yoongi said confidently.
"How......" I questioned puzzled continuing to carry Jihun into one of the cars. Ignoring me Yoongi picked up Mina and put her in the car. We then left the warehouse victorious.
"So what now?" Yoongi said struggling to walk in my jeans.
"Guess we should work on our project." I suggested.
"Good idea." He replied as we headed back to school.
When we arrived we had to sneek into school. We were 2 hours late and weren't ready for another detention.
"Shit there's teachers all over the enterance..." I said looking round the school.
"There's a window open over there!" Yoongi replied pointing at a window. We headed over to the window.
"It's too high to jump into.."
I mumbled to Yoongi.
"Get on." Yoongi knelt down on the ground and I climbed on his shoulders.
"A little closer... there!" I ordered Yoongi as I reached the open window and climbed through recklessly. Once I got inside I grabbed Yoongi's hand and pulled him into the school.
"We are so fucking cool!" I congratulated.
"Ikr," Yoongi modestly stated as he flipped is hair.
We headed to room 5 and continued our project. After around an hour someone started knocking on our door.  So I opened the door.
"You're not dead!" F/n shouted and hugged me tightly.
"Yeah they were easy to defeat..." I said suffocated in f/n's strangulating hug.
"The only time I got shot was by Y/n." Yoongi laughed. F/n let go of me and stormed to Yoongi she grabbed his shirt. Well it was my shirt on Yoongi. She held the shirt and said
"Thank you for looking after her. And you look ridiculous in y/n's clothes." F/n said bluntly.
"Your... welcome..." Yoongi mumbled terrified of f/n. 
F/n left shortly after and we continued with writing our project's songs. The songs were sounded great and I believe we will get a good grade. Hopefully a good enough grade to graduate. We worked for another 3 hours then we packed up and headed home.  Then Yoongi pulled something out from his pockets and gave it to me.
"Here, this is a basketball ticket for tomorrow..." he explained still waddling in my jeans.
"Thanks. I'll definitely come I want to see our school ace basketball team in action!" I said over enthusiastically.
"Meet me in the changing rooms before the match starts, okay?" Yoongi planned.
"Okay! See you there!" I waved goodbye and headed to my house. 
I entered my home made food then slept. I thought about my brothers and how I'm luckily still alive. Hopefully Jihun doesn't try anything again. I think I gave him a good scare. Zzzzz.