Biting
Tsurugi:So what is the difference between poisonous and venomous?
Junichirou.If you bite it and you die,its poisonous.If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Tsurugi: What if it bites me and it dies?
Junichirou: Then you are poisonous...
Tsurugi: What if it bites itself and I die?
Yumikage: Then it's voodoo.
Tsurugi: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Junichirou: That's correlation not causation...
Yumikage: What if we both bite each other and neither of us die?
Junichirou...?
Tsurugi: Now that's kinky~
Fallen Angel
Licht: Because I am an angel~
Lawless: So was Lucipher.
Licht: .... eyes twitching.
Kranz: Lawless you better run.
Kitchen
World's End:Women belong in the kitchen.
Freya: Ah...what?
World's End: Men belong in the kitchen.
Freya: confused
World's End: Everyone belongs in kitchen.Kitchen has food.
Freya: sighs rolling her eyes
Jogging
Kuro: If my body is ever found on a jogging trail just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there.
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Servamp one shots.
أدب الهواةOkay bored and hit writers block with Sorry Mahiru.Promise to continue it soon.Till then here is a where I will be writing some servamp fluff.Will take suggestions.Again do not own servamp or the characters.Just a big fan.Also will include some angs...
