How Emily Is Awesome

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 There's a lot of awesome things about Emily.

For one, she doesn't judge me when I complain about my parents. That's a nice quality

She almost never complains about anything, except for slutty/annoying people. Which is understandable.

She loves Blood On The Dancefloor. Automatically makes her awesome.

Emily's really pretty. Usually if you're pretty and not an asshole, you're pretty awesome.

She has horses. Which makes her pretty fucking awesome in my book.

Emily likes Jay Monroe. He's a sexy beast too.

She's not afraid to tell you what she thinks.

She wears really tight pants. How much cooler can she get, right?

She's so awesome I made a story about her. Pretty fucking awesome.

I could sit here all day and give you reasons as to why she's so awesome. But I think you should be jealous as fuck if you don't know her, cause she's awesome. And if you don't like her, shove your hand in a toaster please. If you look like Harry Styles and don't like her, go jump off a cliff.

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