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You know when your late for class and you are running to get there but, I am like "I am already late I don't give a fire truck

If autocorrect was a person and I say him or her a the freakin Grand Canyon they better have there will done

(Making an account on computer)

Computer: please verify that you are a human.

Me: YEAH I AM A FUCKING POTATO TRYING TO GO ON MOSHI MONSTERS DAMIT JIM THEY FOUND OUT

Begging of the year " I am going to do better this year"

End of the year

Hit it gandalf YOU SHALL NOT PASS

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