You know when your late for class and you are running to get there but, I am like "I am already late I don't give a fire truck
If autocorrect was a person and I say him or her a the freakin Grand Canyon they better have there will done
(Making an account on computer)
Computer: please verify that you are a human.
Me: YEAH I AM A FUCKING POTATO TRYING TO GO ON MOSHI MONSTERS DAMIT JIM THEY FOUND OUT
Begging of the year " I am going to do better this year"
End of the year
Hit it gandalf YOU SHALL NOT PASS