This is a fabulous joke book so READ IT!!!!
1.TEACHER: Joey has 100 bags of candy and he eats 99. How many does he have now?
ME: JOEY HAS DIABETES. HE HAS FREAKIN DIABETES!!!!!
2.There is always that one person that everybody likes a and I'm just like; WHY DOES
EVERYBODY LIKE HIM!! HE LOOKS LIKE FREAKIN POTATO!!!!!
3.MOM: OMG JIMMY WHY ARENT YOU DRESSED?!! WE ARE LEAVING IN LIKE 10
MINUTES!!
JIMMY: *throws on clothes*
JIMMY: ( 2 hours later ) Mom, why aren't you ready: we where s'pose to leave 2 hours ago!!
MOM: OMG JIMMY STOP RUSHING ME!!!
