Girl on fire + boy with the bread = toast
You know that saying "sticks and stones may break my bones" well how can freakin sticks break my bones am I jello or some thing
You know how TV show blur out the middle finger people already know what it is are we going to be like woah is that a narwhal or something.
I went to McDonalds and got a salad to be health and the guy was like"you want a McFlurry with that" I was like no thanks satan
Music makes every thing more sexy
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris
