BTS 8th Member Scenarios // [slow updates]

Weird Habit #1

"OK, we need to leave now," your manager declares from the other room.

"OK!" You reply.

BTS were invited to an awards show tonight and you guys were getting dressed in your rooms. You shared a room with Jungkook, who was putting chapstick on his lips while gazing into your shared mirror located over your dresser. Blowing your nose, you stand beside him and wipe the boogies from your nose, leaning closer to the mirror until your face is only inches away from it. 

You had to make sure there was no snot or tissue hanging from your nose every single time you blew. The thought of walking the red carpet with a green alien hanging from your nostril haunted your dreams. The thought of anyone else having that same problem haunted you as well.

You threw your tissue into the garbage and slathered some hand sanitizer onto your palms before looking up at your twin in the mirror.

You were both dressed like penguins, sporting a simple white dress shirt and black tux with black bowties to match. Your dark hair was smoothed back with the strongest gel; Jungkook's was parted to the side.

"You ready, chap?" You asked him, elbowing him with a smirk.

"I'm always ready." Jungkook makes a meme face and lifts his eyebrow, causing you to chuckle.

"Just one more thing..."

You leaned into the mirror again, this time lifting the tip of your nose upward to expose your hairy nostrils. All clear, no green aliens in sight. You stood up straight and grabbed your younger brother.

"Boogie check!"

Jungkook tips his head back and flares his nostrils with no oblige. You lift the tip of his nose upward with your finger and glance inside his nostrils.

"You're good," you proudly say, patting his suit.

"OK, let's go noona," he says with a smile.

Walking out of your room, you pass your manager who is waiting outside the other members' doors, impatiently checking his watch. You head towards the front door preparing to leave, but not before you run into Hobi.

"Hobi oppa, boogie check!"

He stops moving and smiles, glancing at Kookie in the kitchen.

"Mi-Chin, I already checked," Hobi replies.

 "I don't care. Are you the boogie expert?" You force his nose upward and glance for boogies.

"Boogie expert?" Hobi laughs in disbelief.

"You're good. V! Where are you?"

You charge toward your other dongsaeng standing next to Jimin in the kitchen. He stares at you with an open mouth, fixing the collar of his shirt.

"Yes?" V responds.

"Nostrils, please." An evil smile appears on your face.

He sighs, eyeing you with disgust as you reach for the tip of his nose.

"Uh, y-you don't have to do that," he replies while waving you away. 

But too late. You push his nose upward and check like you usually do. He pets your gelled hair and chuckles a bit.

"They added a lot of gel to your hair. Ew, it's wet!" He wails in disgust and attempts to wipe his hand on Jimin's tux sleeve. But Jimin moves away and slaps V's arm while cursing in satoori.

"Ow!!"

Jimin glances at you with his infamous hard stare, eyeing your hair as you glare back at him.

"Don't look up my nose. There's nothing for you up there."

"Shush, I need to check. That's what friends do."

You reach for his nose but he pushes your hand away.

"Milo-yah... who says we're friends?" Jimin challenges.

He squints his eyes at you and cooly sticks his hands into his pant pockets. Annoyed, you grab his shirt and, being dramatic, you pull him towards you so that your faces are millimeters away. You grit your teeth and widen your eyes.

"Jimin-ah, show me your boogies... Or else."

V giggles from the side and the mood drops as your managers fill the room telling you all to file into the car. You let go of Jimin and look around for other prey-- you mean members to check their boogies. THIS WAS NO JOKE. Only serious business.

"Where's everyone? Suga oppa, Namjoon oppa? Jin oppa?"

"They're coming. We need you all to head towards the car now though. Please." Your manager instructs, a serious look upon their face.

You do as he says and head out of your dorm to the van waiting outside. Best believe you'll be checking for boogies in the ride to the show.