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Hoseok's Revenge - (2015)

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BTS_official I'll show you why you should never eat my food. 🔪 #JHOPE #NamjoonIsGonnaDie

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*snap*

"Why am I taking this picture again?" You ask while sitting on the couch next to an amused Jin.

"Because I need proof of Namjoon's last days..." Hobi says with a scrunched up face, still holding the tool to Namjoon's butt. They're so weird.

"Hope-ah, I didn't mean to take your food. I thought it was among the snacks set out for anyone." Namjoon tries to plead his case.

"Well you thought wrong!!" Hobi stands up straight, balls up his fists, and comes nose to nose with his frenemie. "KIM NAMJOOOOONNN!!"

"What do you want him to do? Throw it back up so you can eat it?" You mumble, causing Jin to chuckle beside you.

"Hyung, there were four churros in that bag. You're telling me you were gonna eat them all?" 

"Maybe?!!"

"To be fair, Namjoon-ah only ate one," Jin adds.

"Doesn't matter. They weren't his to eat," Hobi continues to argue. Finally setting his assassination object down and glaring at Namjoon.

"But he wasn't the only one who ate them. He gave them to other members, so why don't you wanna kill them too?" You ask sincerely. 

Jin laughs.

"I already told them I'd shove my foot up their---"

"I said I'm sorry, Hope-ah."

"You've eaten my food before, KIM NAMJOOON!!!! NO MORE!!!!" Hobi's face turns red as a beet as veins pop from his head. 

Personally, you think he's being too dramatic. There was nothing else to do while y'all wait to take the stage, so he decided to be dramatic and have you take pictures of him pointing to members' butts, wanting to shove his hand up them. It sounds gruesome, but, somehow, it's his way of having fun. Hobi had a weird fascination with butts and everyone in the group knew it. You just didn't know why you had to be involved...