Without you (Creek Bunny Style)

Chapter 11. Operation Creek Part 2

(At Stan's house before the party)

''I think I have an idea.'' Everyone smiled and nodded. ''Operation Craig and Tweek... no.. Operation Creek! Is now under way!''

''But exactly what are we doing?'' Kyle asked. ''Yea, this isn't going to be easy. You know Craig is a stubborn airhead.'' Stan stated in agreement. Wendy nodded. ''Well, first we need to break the ice. Craig isn't going to pick up subtle hints. I mean, up to now he obviously doesn't know about Tweek. If he does, then he is just being cruel.'' Kenny thought for a second about what she said. ''No, I don't think that's the case. He is definitely oblivious. I've known him for a long time and I honestly don't think he could be like that. He would have said something to Tweek by now if he knew and we would have heard about it.'' Everyone nodded.

''Okay, so how do we 'break the ice' to him?'' Stan asked the group. ''First we need to find an excuse for it to come up. We need there to be a reason for him asking or needing to be told.'' Wendy continued. ''I was thinking we set up a situation. Maybe something that will make it need to be said.'' Butters jumps in. ''Like someone asking him out? Then Tweek will get jealous, get upset, and surely run away from Craig to hide his feeling.'' Wendy loved the idea, ''Yes! Perfect! We will have one of the cuter girls ask him out.'' Kyle waves his hands in the air. ''Wait a minute. This could totally backfire. What if he said yes? Then everything could go horribly wrong.'' Wendy thought about it. ''You're right. Which is why she has to make sure he won't.''

''She needs to insult Tweek right in front of him. That will do it.'' Kenny said. Wendy pointed to Kenny. ''Exactly! If everything follows this plan, they will arrive at the party and separate into different rooms.'' Butters giggles a little. ''I know where Tweek will go first.'' Everyone looked at him curiously. ''Where?'' Kyle asked. ''The kitchen, of course. We always keep the drinks there, and when he gets upset, that boy can drink.'' Stan and Wendy look at each other and shrug. ''Didn't take him for much of a drinker.'' They both said. ''Normally he's not, but I've known him a little better than most, and when he gets really upset and needs to vent, he would come to me and we would sneak a drink together.'' Butters said proud of himself for knowing Tweek so well.

Kenny looked Butters in the eyes. ''So you two have been drunk together, and you both knew each other was gay...'' Butters nudges Kenny in the side. ''Don't be jealous. I was never into him. We just like having a friend we could talk boys with. Of course he only ever talked about Craig.'' Kenny smirked. ''And what about you? Who did you have a crush on?'' Butters looked across the room toward Stan and Kyle. ''Me?!'' Stan blurted out. Butters laughed. ''No, not you.'' Everyone stared at Kyle, who was turning red in the face. ''Why me?!'' He said. ''Well, I knew you were gay mostly and you're smart.'' Kyle looked down while blushing. Stan wrapped his arms around his boyfriend tightly called out ''Mine!'' which made everyone laugh. ''But seriously, it wasn't a crush. It was just a passing thought, and I knew it would never work. So don't worry. I found my man!'' Butters said while kissing Kenny.

Wendy clapped her hands loudly. ''Ok, we are losing focus. Back to the matter at hand.'' ''Right!'' Everyone said. ''Once they arrive, Butters will be waiting for Tweek in the kitchen. Make sure he doesn't drink too much. But keep him there.'' Butters raised his hand in a solute. ''I'm on it!'' Wendy looked at Stan. ''You need to have a beer ready for Craig. Maybe if we can get him drunk he will accept a dare!'' Kenny pulled something out of his pocket. ''Or we could slip this into his drink and he will totally be up for accepting a dare!'' Butters looked at him with curiosity. ''What is it?'' Kenny smirked. ''It's called Ecstasy. It's suppose to make you really happy and feel things more intensely.'' Everyone looked at each other then back to him. ''Is it safe?'' Wendy asked. Kenny laughed. ''It'll be fine. We'll only use a small pinch of it. I'll put it in his drink.''