A few years ago, my friend Jackie told me about a creature called the sumpsenis. who comes into your closet at 12:00 exactly. And starts to count. If you go and check your closet, he will give you that many punishments depending on how high he counted. If he counted to 10, you would lose all of your fingers. If he counted to 30, he would take 30 years out of your life. yatta yatta yatta. I did not believe him.
5 years later, I heard a knocking on my wall. Then I heard counting. 1... 2... It sounded like a little girl. I was baffled. The counting got to 15 when I opened the door, I was greeted with the most terrifying sight of my life. He made me hold my head back with his magic powers. I saw white stuff fly out of my mouth at a very fast rate. It was teeth. He put them into one of his heads and was gone in black smoke.
I woke up in a sweat. I checked my mouth. 17 pieces of my teeth were missing.
I was never the same again.
This one I made up! Go me!
