Dean kicked Crowley hard, shattering his appendix and spewing blood and guts all over the floor."You uncle-of-a-bitch I'm going to make you eat my buddy Christ"Don't you love me anymore?You used to love feeling my penis on those sweet summer nights in high school"Sam & Dean Winchester smashed his blade hard down on Crowley cutting his ear off.Blood red blood shot out, splashing everywhere.You could see dripping veins hanging down and broken bones on the floor.Crowley screamed in agony and then lunged at Dean.
Crowley ripped Deans head off in one move, sending it spinning across the floor. Leaving a trail of red oozing blood and pieces of brain, Crowley reached down and tasted the remains.Placing it on his lips and licking them. He clearly got a pervasive sexual pleasure from this, a lump formed in his trousers and he) swallowed Sam & Dean Winchester's body slumped down, spraying blood everywhere.
Suddenly, Sam & Dean Winchester woke up. "Did you have another bad dream, my love?", said Meg.You haven't been well have you? When you inserted yourself into me last night you were not upto your normal standard. "You know, i think Crowley is back, i can feel it in my loins". "Oh no, not again" "No..you..must protect me i'm scared and helpless" she cried "I must go, i must journey alone to defeat him once and for all!" With that, Sam & Dean Winchester marched off into the sunset.(not forgetting to take his huggable rolled up paper with them)
One man on a lone quest...a fight to defeat the ultimate evil!
Everyone who looked could see there was a undeniably, ravenous animal attraction between Sam and Sam & Dean. No one could deny it. No one except Sam and Dean, that is.
They seemed blissfully unaware of their attraction to each-other. Unaware of their boundless uncontrollable lust. Every time they met they didn't show it, but everyone knew. Everyone knew what was really going on between them.
A war of lust.
And everyone knew that it was a unsuitable situation. No one wanted to be dragged into that war. Something had to be done. Or someone.
She was as of yet the most beautiful thing in the whole of Kansas, Dean believed her to be. As she caught the great villianness Crowley, her Big boppers bobbed up and down consistently like someone making love in a car. She swipped sexlyat the Crowley and was more than anything Sam & Dean Winchester had seen before. Her beatiful feistful pressure shocked Crowley's henchmen into copulating before her.
Claritin, take my sword! said Sam, and give it to the greatness before us. She will need our legendary sword in order to defeat the great uber-Crowley. And lo! Claritin did so and the magnificent great mysterious woman took the sword and stabbed Crowley.
He was defeated. But was Crowley? Because as The Winchesters ran towards the mysterious strange beauty of his dreams and was about to share the greatest kiss he(and more) had ever given to someone in the history of mankind, Crowley rose up and fled!
In the middle of all this, finally,Crowley could stand it no longer. He found Dean, and pulled them to one side
"Thats it! its ruining the team. It's clear you can't function while The Winchesters is around!" "What no! I am fine." "No. It's very clear. You need to do the Sexy time with them" Everyone else in the room nodded at this. "But doing the sexy time with The Winchesters...isn't that..umm...wrong?" "Oh, sure, it's wrong. Very very wrong. But just because somethings wrong doesn't mean it shouldn't happen does it?" "No, I suppose not"
The Winchesters wondered off thinking of the sexy time....how will he introduce the idea to Dean? and would they accept it? Sam & Dean finally found a moment to pull Sam & Dean away from the others, to have a private moment. "Sam & Dean we have to do it" "I know, my team told me as well. Apparently our feelings are causing problems for everyone else." "So we are agreed? We finally let our feelings out of their cages of repression they have been caged in all this time?" "Yes. For the team" "No...for us"
Sam & Dean Winchester leapt on The Winchesters at that moment.The raging birds they kept locked up finally unleashed. The Winchesters and Dean quickly became a ball of body-parts and blood. Shoulders, legs and noses all tangled together. Dean didn't know what bit to focus on, so grabbed a spare krull the warrior king and dived in. "More! More! More!" whispered Sam to Dean.
Their love making was like a sunrise of penis's. Its like they were everywhere - inescapable (not that either of them wanted to escape them). Things got...messy...from that point on.
Nearby the others occasionally heard screams. But politely ignored it. This had been coming far too long to ruin it now - and this team bonding was very much needed.
And this is where the story ends...
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