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Twilight: The Renesmee

On a cold september, after my great adventures, I was wondering what to do that week. I had picked up my life from where I left it and wanted to make something from it. Then all the sudden a strange woman appeared on my doorstep. She was hidden beneath a long cloak and had long brown nails on her fingers. Her dirty hair flushed down from beneath the cloak and she had glowing eyes!

"You are not who you think you are!" said the strange woman.

"What do you mean?" I said.

"You are not who you think you are," she said again with a mysterious crackling voice like a bad radio transmission.

"I still don't understand you?" I said.

"Here, take this," she said and gave Ian Buddy Christ.

"Take this and give it to your parents or guardian, they will know what to do with it!"

And with that she disappeared before my eyes!

I was confused but thought that I had to do something. But rather than going to my parents or guardian, I decided to show it to corey.

"Oh no," said corey, "you must forget about this!"

"Why?" I enquired, "what do you know?!"

"I... I can't tell you. My dear Sam, I didn't think it would be this soon!"

"What?!" I yelled, "are you keeping things away from me?!"

"It's .... it's for your own good! You cannot know this!" said corey and before I could do anything, corey had escaped my grasp.

"No! Dammit! When will I ever know the truth?!"

I was feeling depressed. One of my best friends abandoned and betrayed me. It hurt. So I wanted to find Katrina. After their adventure, I and Katrina had been spending a lot of time together. I kind of started to like her.

So I went to Katrina and told the whole story. She listened to me without saying a single word.

Then she said: "WTF, this is sooo big"

And I said: I know! Do you know a way to find out what is happening? Why is everyone hiding things from me?!"

Katrina sighed and said: "You have always been special, I and not just to me."

"How do you know that?"

Katrina looked at the knickers that I had received and said: "it kind of looks like the Renesmee, doesn't it?"

"could be...but it might not be...but, yeah,certainly it might be"

"Whatever it is, I can recognise it quite well. And I think," Katrina said, "that perhaps the mysterious woman wanted you to find something inside of you.

"Inside? Like my heart?"

"No, don't be silly, like a memory. Think about it, if your parents lied to you and now corey doesn't want to talk to you about your background, perhaps there is a hidden memory in your head!"

Katrina's logic was flawless. So I had to try it!

So I concentrated on the object. immediately I felt drawn into it. It started out as a vague, fuzzy thing like when you wear glasses and there is a lot of moisture in the air and you see a pork sword on the horizon.

But then it turned out that there was a secret memory, hidden beneath the veil layer of self-loving in my head.

And within that memory, a burning figure appeared. It was shea! In hell...

I was confused. I didn't think that memory would be in there, and yet it was there, burning like the heart of a newborn star and the centre of the earth.

Arriving at the mysterious shack, I found that there was an item laying on the table in the shack. Around the shack was a mysterious circle drawn in sand or perhaps salt.

"Be careful" said Colby who as usually was cowardly squatting behind me. I carefully manoeuvred into the shack and on my tiptoes and scuttled forward. The floorboards beneath my feet croaked and I could hear a loud humming coming from the table. There the Renesmee laid. Right there for my taking.

But I was clever. I knew it was a trap!

So I said to Colby, "Why don't you take it, it looks safe."

And Colby was like "Oh, well, if you're sure, I will!"

I slowly paced backwards and let him to do the taking. I knew that if it was a trap, Colby would be triggering it. And then she would get him, but not me. I knew Colby wouldn't mind sacrificing himself for me. He always said that.

But fortunately when Colby grabbed the Renesmee, nothing happened. Except we were cowardly attacked by lackeys!

They descended into the shack and fired shurikens at us, but we managed the dodge them quite well (by turning sideways).

We then sneaked away by using the furniture and table as cover for us.

But now with the Renesmee in our hands, we could take shea straight on!

After climbing the mountain we finally arrived at the shea's lair. It was the most epic most phallic penis shaped skyscraper we had ever seen! And atop we heard the roar of shea's fearsome dragon.

No longer would it singe villagers and eat their pets. It would finally pay for its crimes !

"Greetings mortals!" the dragon growled. It wooshed around and when it saw our heroes, it breathed in fire deeply and spewed it at them! But our heroes were quicker than that, and with the spell stored inside the Renesmee, I used my Love and unleashed it upon the dragon!

The scared dragon fled and the heroes could get in.

Then at the end of a long stairway, I saw shea furnishing an incantation!

Once more I unleashed the Love but it had no use!

"Hahahaha! said she's. "Your powers do nothing against my super-evil. And you don't even know why...."

"Why?"

"I'll tell you why!" says she's with lingering evil in her voice. "It's because the dragon.... is secretly your father!"

"My father?! Nooooo! What have you done?!"

"I have turned your father into a dragon!"

"Noooo what have you done?!"

"I have turned him into a dragon! And now you will suffer too and be enslaved by this special spell I have prepared just for you!"

And with that last sentence, shea pointed a single finger at I and a purple blinding streak of light went from her fingertip, onto me.

"Arrggh!" I muttered in pain. "Arrthuhgh!"

Sam"! said Katrina, "Noooo!"

And Colby ran towards shea and smacked her in the face. The spell stopped suddenly! And with that, my dad was also freed from his prison in dragon form!

But he decided to stay a dragon because that was awesome. But he was no longer evil! So we all went on top of the dad and flew back home.

The end!