Nothing was darker than the butthole, the old sage had told Sam Winchester.
And he also told Sam Winchester that virtue is the best property in a person. And that Sam Winchester could be the legendary Chosen One that the prophecies of old and dank and darkness had spoken about.
Oh yes, the Prophecy. That what had made Sam Winchester lay awake at nights. Of course Meg had asked what was up with Sam Winchester.
"Of course," Sam Winchester would always say, "there is nothing going on, dear. Go back to sleep." And in their minds they'd fill in "You don't have to worry about the terrible burden I will have to carry for the rest of my life"
Because everyone knows, prophecies have a nasty way of coming true. And this one was about to come true spectacularly. We now turn out headlights to full beam in order to gaze forward through the mists of time.
The light from them reflects off, not a deer, but a scene 10 years from now - 1 decade into the future.
Sam Winchester enters the scene, but what's this? Castiel is there too.
"Do you remember that thing that happened 10 years ago? The one that seemed like it would split us apart forever, but instead brought us closer than ever? That brought us......to each-other?" "The time with the The angel tablet?" "Yes!" "Oh, yes right" "It's hard to believe what happened isn't it? What happened and what it led to" "Yes my sweetness" said Castiel, giving Sam Winchester a "special" kiss. "Now that I have remembered it again I will never forget it." "It was pretty life changing."
So we now dim our headlights and reverse drive back to the presence, the mists closing back around the future and the camera of our mind drawing back to the world we know of as the now.
Then Sam Winchester looked deeply into Meg's eyes, those red atom. "I'm afraid.... I'm afraid I can't actually do this......." Sam Winchester said. "why not?" "Because.... because... because... something terrible has happened... in the past.... last weak." "OMG whut then?!"
Sam Winchester walked away from them. And with Sam Winchester's back turned, he spoke with a sob: "I... was.... rapped." Meg's wanted to take Sam Winchester into her but Sam Winchester didn't want to. "I DON'T WANT YOUR SYMPATHY" Sam Winchester cried. "YOU WERENT THERE FOR ME THEN SO WHY WOULD YOU BE THERE FOR ME NOW" "BUT I DIDN"T KNOW YOU WERE RAPPED " "BUT I WAS SO SAD THIS WHOLE TIME AND YOU NEVER NOTICED!!!!"
And now Meg's thought about it, it was true. Sam Winchester had been very very very sad all this time. "who rapped you?!" "Castiel did," Sam Winchester stabbed. Castiel took me to his chamber. And then.... then.... then.... Sam Winchester cried out in sobbing. It was very sad.
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Meanwhile, back in the future, Sam Winchester and Castiel were enjoying each-other.
As the narrator, I will respect their privacy and not specify how- let's just say it involved cranny axes. It's certainly clear they were close. Not just metaphorically but physically with their bodies as well.
Castiel was distracted though, thinking back to the past. We join him on his mid-monkey business flashback, a flashback to our story in the present......
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Meg then wandered out loud: "What if U try the rappy?" "The rappy?" "Yeah, that's specifically against being rapped." And so Meg took Sam Winchester to a rapclinic where they treated rapvictims with the rappy. When Sam Winchester came in, a nice lady waited for Him. "Hello, I will be your therapist." For a moment Sam Winchester was scared. This lady was a rapist!"
"No no, said" Meg who could read Sam Winchester's thoughts (they learned that last year during an exposition), "This is 'THE' rapist, not just any rapist. They fights rapists!" Now Sam Winchester felt better. And so Sam Winchester was led into an office where the rappist, the rapped Him. And Sam Winchester felled no longer rapped.
Now Sam Winchester could face lucifer!
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And now, with that, we once again turn our headbrains to the future, stepping forward down the road of time and walking for 10 years until we get to the place in time which this takes place. Sam Winchester and Castiel were just finishing. Out of respect for their privacy I will not specify what they were just finishing.
"arg...that was good sex" said Castiel. "yes, yes it was" said Sam Winchester. "You seemed a little distracted near the end though. Not your normal energetic self" "yes...sorry about that. I was thinking back to a decade ago, when I first realized my feelings for you even though I didn't know it at the time.
It's what opened my eyes to what I felt all along. The missing jigsaw piece to my heart in which you were the key to unlock" "And our love grew together from that moment to blossom into the great tree that it is today"
"I love you Sam Winchester my irresistible ness". "I love you too Castiel -my better half. And they smiled the smile of lovers at each-other, as we fade out into the sunset.
They exited Sam Winchester's wheels and they stood before the place lucifer had been assembling his forces. It was the gateway to hell. And finally they got confirmation for what they had been expected all along... Lucifer.... was satan!
But that did not deter him. Sam Winchester could press on and 70 seeing his courage, his friends too found the strength in themselves to push themselves to the limit .
But then they heard a loud noise, like the stamping of feet or like a bad car engine or when they try and make the ground flat enough so they can build a sidewalk. All around them, his demons appeared!
Lucifer had them. And Sam Winchester knew that what he was going to do with them, it wasn't going to be prettyer involve much clothing! But then Sam Winchester saw pure white wings sprouting from his bottom. Where had once been the golden and silver tattooed, Sam Winchester had wings!
Sam Winchester spread them out before him and stretched them. They crackled with power. They were at least 5 meters in wingspan. Sam Winchester then turned to lucifer. He gawked in awe at him. It was a power he had not seen before. "This power," lucifer said, "This power is... I have never... seen... such power." Even Charlie Bradbury looked in awe at him. And then she said what everyone (including him) had been thinking but didn't dare to say: "You're an... you're an... an..." "Say it, Sam Winchester said" "Tell the truth, I can take it!" Sam Winchester said as Sam Winchester felt the burning nerves in his body floating in his stomach.
"An Angel," said lucifer in absolute and utter awe. "THis I... I never have seen before" Dean Winchester and Castiel were just as much in awe. Though with Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester knew it was because he just loved him so much. When Sam Winchester looked in his eyes, it was like Sam Winchester was drowning in a puddle of the deepest of colours. When he takes him every evening, ravages his bottom. And every night he asks him, "Are you truly from heaven" as his fuck rod lays there, resting from a long and hard struggle. Now he knew the answer. And deep inside of him, Sam Winchester was happy. Happy that he could finally have him as how Sam Winchester am, not what Sam Winchester pretended to be.
Sam Winchester stretched his wings further and light came from beneath them, surrounding everyone in the syrinic light. The demons had to hide their hideous eyes beneath their wings as not to be blinded by the beauty of his light. Lucifer fell down on his knees and raised his arms in prayer: "Oh god, let me live. Let me be a part of the light again"
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