Chapter 2# Here comes the newbie

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Chapter 2

                    I was in the hospital for the whole day. When I was feeling better, they released me from that bare, white room. The ride to home wasn't any bit interesting. Mom started lecturing me on all types of food and their benefits so on. After some time, the conversation led to a weird direction where we were no longer talking about healthy food but about sponge bob's bare ass.

                    Okay, that was actually awesome to talk like that with mom.

                    We reached home faster than ever because mom wanted to check the T.V. for some infomercials. Yeah, I advised her not to watch them, but...

"Mom... they are stupid" I groaned while entering the huge doors of my house.

"No, silly. Some infomercials are good and they tell you on how to use different things!" She said while expressing her clear enthusiasm.

"It was one of my colleagues who said she was acting in them.... I'm not sure which one, though. Just, let me switch on that T.V. Ah! it's been a long time since I watched these things. I hope they're still dashing as ever." She gushed out while I gave the most weird look ever. I guess she should be the one in the hospital. Nevermind, her sanity will return soon.

'Check out the cool chia-pet product. You can grow bushes on these animals, there's a dog, a kitten, a tree, a rabbit, a hoe...'

After 2 minutes...

"This is a horse shoe. It helps in massaging one's body, any part. All you have to do is wear it and then kick them...'

No, this can't be happening. I turned my head to look at mom and that's the worst thing I ever did. I didn't expect her to do that at all seeing her joyfulness in the start of this infomercial ramp.

She was sleeping and above that, she was even snoring. I, on the other hand, was left to bear with the hell.

                    Best mom ever.

                    I groaned, obviously switched off the TV as fast as I can and walked to my room. It had been a long day.

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                    Bright sun greeted me in the morning. It was nothing like a typical day where you suddenly turn over a new leaf and everything is unicorns and rainbows and... spongebobs. And then when you finally open your eyes, there won't be any of your favourite cartoon characters instead you are greeted with a nut cracking pain in your head garnished with bright light.

                    What I wanted to say is, I have a headache and I need Advil.

                    I stood up grudgily from my bed and entered the bathroom. As usual, I showered with cherry blossom scented shampoo which kind of reduced my headache a tiny bit, and then came to my bedroom with a towel clad over my body. Then I took off to the unusually large wardrobe, or more like a mini apartment, and picked out some clothes. All my things fitted in less than a one fourth of the whole wardrobe.

                    Wearing some jeans, tank top with a brown leather jacket over it, I got down the stairs and searched for my mom. Instead, I found a stick note on the fridge.

'I made some breakfast for you. DONT EVER THINK OF SKIPPING IT.

If you aren't feeling well, skip college.

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