The mohalle wali aunty (eyeing the 2 inch gap between my crop top and jeans) : Chee chee! Aaj kal ki ladkiya kaise kapde pehanti hai, na koi sharm hai aur na koi lihaaz.
Me (eyeing the 6 inch gap of her saree, thinking) : Ha auntyji, sab samajh aa rha hai mujhe
