Peter POV
Just as I climbed through the window of my bedroom, I heard Steve's pissed voice yelling, "Pete! Get down here and eat some dinner!"
I looked down at my suit and shrugged, before going down to the kitchen, in full costume, without the mask. Everyone was there, excluding Bruce and Clint, seeing that Clint had his own family to take care of and Bruce had more things to worry about in the lab.
It was pizza, what a surprise.
Tony smiled when he saw me. "Hi, Underoos," Tonny greeted with a cheesy smile. "Hi, Dad," I greeted, helping myself to atleast...a whole pizza pie. Yeah, metabolism comes with its perks. Even when I do eat like a starved lion, I still appear as small as a mouse.
"How was school, маленький паук?" Natasha asked. I shrugged. "It was hell, but patrol went amazingly. I actually met this mercenary," I added, cramming a slice down my throat.
Steve looked at me with a raised eyebrow, tilting his head slightly. "Oh really?" I didn't think anything about it. "He goes by the name of Deadpool," I informed. Natasha leaned back in her chair, inhaling deeply through her nose before exhaling. "That dude's an absolute Дик (dick)," Natasha muttered. Steve gasped. "Romanoff! Language!" Steve scolded.
May was eating some leftover larb instead of pizza. "At work today, I got a raise," May stated proudly. Wanda patted her back. "That's amazing May," Wanda praised. "I released the new phones today. Already sold 2,000," Tony stated casually.
"That's right," Steve pecked Tony's cheek, and Tony chose to ignore the small sign of affection just to tease him. "We're trying to hit a record in the next five hours."
I pointed at Steve with my greasy finger. "Why'd you do that earlier?"Steve played dumb. "What do you mean, Spiderling?" I rolled my eyes. "Honked the horn loudly, and embarrassed me in front of the whole school!" I pouted.
May snickered sarcastically. "Steve? Embarrassing you?"
"Isn't that more of a Tony thing to do?" Wanda asked.
Tony elbowed Steve playfully. "You took my idea, babe. I'm proud you," Tony praised.
"Hey," I whined.
Natasha wrapped her arms around me and ruffled my hair. "Eh, you can't blame 'em, Pete. Embarrassing you is highly amusing," Natasha stated matter-of-factly.
May raised her hand. "From first-hand experience, I can confirm what you are saying is correct."
And everyone laughed as I continued to pout.
"So," Wanda started, peeling the pepperoni off of her pizza. "Rough day?" I looked down at my suit and realized it was tattered.
"There had been an explosion," I said casually.
Steve shot up and checked me over. "Oh my god, are you okay?"
"I'm fine Dad," I grumbled. Aunt May pointed her fork at me. "Don't have an attitude with your father young man."
And again, everyone laughed.
Wade POV
As I walked home, humming softly, as I entered my apartment I realized that my phone was ringing off the hook. As I reached into my pocket for my shattered phone, I realized I had blown off my middle finger during that explosion.
"Great," I sang.
All my messages were from Flash, but I choose to ignore them. All his text are for homework anyway. I stumbled in and collapsed on the couch.
I whipped out my phone and began to watch my favorite hentai...
BANG
BANG
BANG
"FBI OPEN UP!"
"Ah shit, I didn't even get to fap!" I whined.
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Highschool Days
FanfictionPeter, his only friends are MJ and Ned. They are completely supportive of the fact he enjoys to dress up like a girl and act like an innocent child. He and his aunt May live in the Avengers Tower, enjoying life. Then, high school. Flash constantly t...
