me watching Forensic Files
"oh my godddd this is so so so uggg its the boyfriend, commonsense loves... omg if he touched her im going to rip- grate well looks like I'm going to castrate some one... i need food" hobbles off to kitchen finds pizza " ooh crap im not aloud to eat her" smirks "what they don't know dose'nt hurt 'um" i munch on the pizza and jump on the counter i look at the pizza and smile i look at the floor and see the dog i say in a mumbled voice "yov ant gefing nufin evif"(that translates to "you ant get'in nut'in evil")and focus on the cop show before me " ohhhh Trish hunny he was a crap man cheating on you... ha you gay she wasn't a she thats karma you go girl make sheer the poooor married man gets...uosina is my girls name...ohhh she killed her too the pore dead wife rest in peace my child... awww im out of pizza..do we still have the cake?"hobbles over to fridge while passes the-"whats this thing called?" i role my eyes at the sink and say " you viel thing you take my dirty dish" i say at it as i put the dish in to the sink and complete going over to the fridge i see the beautiful porcelain that inclosed the rich fluffy goodness i stumble back over to the counter and punch myself there "thats some guuud crap sommmee good crap mmh if i do say so my self i do say so" i smile at my dumb ness i shovel all the sweat strawberries in my mouth then quickly shovel the cram and cake in my mouth i soon realize that i have no more cake left "dang it" i wine to myself i put my dish in to the sink and walk to the mine fridge i grab a bottled water grab my phone that was still playing Forensic Files i hum as i see the victims body on the screen this time i can't figure it out... interesting " OH WATE ITS THIS B-"
Forensic Fiels: c2 e9
well I'm going to continue on my binge so see ya loves <3
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