PONDER 2.0°

jokes

There are now skin products supposedly created with 24-karat gold extract. I guess if financial times got really tough, you could always pawn your own head

There needs to be a word for when you are starving but you would rather die than eat any of the food in your kitchen

I saw a guy at the beach
Shouting
Help shark!help shark!
I knew the shark wasn't going to help him

You don't need gun control
You need bullet control
Just think about it
If one bullet cost 5000
There would be no more innocent bystanders getting shot

Everytime someone got shot we would say Wow!
You must of done something pretty bad to get shot
You got about 5 bullets in you
That's 25000
And people would think before shooting someone
I would blow your head off if I could afford it
I got to get another job and save some money then you're a goner
You better hope I don't get bullets on loan
Even if you got shot by a stray bullet
You would know who pulled the trigger
That person would probably want to contact you say
You got something that belongs to me
Cost me 5000

People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.