INT. A LIBRARY - AFTERNOON
Bold painter MISS SALLY SPARKLE is arguing with witty nurse MADAME ZOE KOWALSKI. SALLY tries to hug ZOE but she shakes her off.
SALLY
Please Zoe, don't leave me.ZOE
I'm sorry Sally, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces her fears head on, instead of running away.SALLY
I am such a person!
ZOE frowns.
ZOE
I'm sorry, Sally. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
ZOE leaves.
SALLY sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, popular doctor DR ALEX OLSSON barges in looking flustered.
SALLY
Goodness, Alex! Is everything okay?ALEX
I'm afraid not.SALLY
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...ALEX
It's ... a thug ... I saw an evil thug kill a bunch of babies!SALLY
Defenseless babies?ALEX
Yes, defenseless babies!SALLY
Bloomin' heck, Alex! We've got to do something.ALEX
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.SALLY
You can start by telling me where this happened.ALEX
I was...
ALEX fans himself and begins to wheeze.
SALLY
Focus Alex, focus! Where did it happen?ALEX
A greasy diner! That's right - A greasy diner!
SALLY springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
SALLY rushes along the street, followed by ALEX. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
EXT. A GREASY DINER - SHORTLY AFTER
JOSHUA MEADOWS a peculiar thug terrorises two babies.
SALLY, closely followed by ALEX, rushes towards JOSHUA, but suddenly stops in her tracks.
ALEX
What is is? What's the matter?SALLY
That's not just any old thug, that's Joshua Meadows!ALEX
Who's Joshua Meadows?SALLY
Who's Joshua Meadows? Who's Joshua Meadows? Only the most peculiar thug in the universe!ALEX
Blinkin' knickers, Sally! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most peculiar thug in the universe!SALLY
You can say that again.ALEX
Blinkin' knickers, Sally! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most peculiar thug in the universe!SALLY
I'm going to need knives, lots of knives.
Joshua turns and sees Sally and Alex. He grins an evil grin.
JOSHUA
Sally Sparkle, we meet again.ALEX
You've met?SALLY
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
A young SALLY is sitting in a park listening to some Indie music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over her.
She looks up and sees JOSHUA. She takes off her headphones.
JOSHUA
Would you like some chocolate?
SALLY's eyes light up, but then she studies JOSHUA more closely, and looks uneasy.
SALLY
I don't know, you look kind of peculiar.JOSHUA
Me? No. I'm not peculiar. I'm the least peculiar thug in the world.SALLY
Wait, you're a thug?
SALLY runs away, screaming.
EXT. A GREASY DINER - PRESENT DAY
JOSHUA
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.ALEX
(To SALLY) You ran away?SALLY
(To ALEX) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
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