Blackmailing

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Two days later in Zootopia, Aggie, in her human size, just strolling through a sidewalk, and sight-seeing happily with a smile on her face, and arms behind her back, until she saw Nick, pushing a pink baby stroller with Finnick inside in his elephant costume.

While walking, Aggie glared at Nick, and tried to ignore him.

"Hey, hoo-man!" Nick greeted teasingly.

"It's human!" Aggie amended him angrily.

"Whatever." The fox kicked the human girl's left leg, almost causing her to fall.

Aggie was very angry as tries to hold her anger in, and continued to walk.

Just then, she saw Judy, driving in her mobile.

"Hi, J-bunny!" Aggie greeted happily.

"Hi Aggie!" Judy greeted back, "Can I ask if you saw the Pawpsicle hustler walking by this way?"

"Oh yes!" Aggie crossed her arms with anger on her face, "He was passing by, kicking my leg, and I almost fell down!"

"Lead me to him." The bunny cop demanded.

As Nick keeps walking and pushing the stroller, Judy arrives, riding on her mobile, and Aggie pushes Judy's mobile.

"Hi! Hello!" Judy greeted Nick, "It's me again."

"Hey, it's Officer Toot-toot!" Nick teased, still walking.

"Ha ha ho... No. Actually, it's Officer Hopps and I'm here to ask you some questions about a case."

"What happened, meter maid? Did someone steal a traffic cone? It wasn't me."

Judy looked and nodded at Aggie, signaling that she will push the mobile in front of Nick to block his way.

"Hey, Carrots, you're gonna wake the baby. I gotta get to work." Nick excused himself, but Judy and Aggie blocked his way.

"This is important, sir. I think your ten dollars with the pawpsicles can wait." Judy played along.

"Ha, I make two hundred bucks a day, Fluff. Three hundred and sixty-five days a year since I was twelve." Nick scoffed, "And time is money. Hop along."

"Please, just look at the picture." The bunny cop holds a picture of Mr. Otterton, holding a pawpsicle. "You sold Mr. Otterton a pawpsicle, right? Do you know him?"

"I know everybody." Nick confessed. "And I also know that somewhere, there is a toy store missing its stuffed animal. So why don't you get back to your box?"

"Fine. Then we'll have to do this the hard way." Judy then demanded Aggie, "A-girl, a little help please."

"Okay!" Aggie squealed in agreement as clanging sound was heard.

Nick saw something on the wheel of the stroller, "Did you let this flying hoo-man boot my stroller?"

"Nicholas Wilde, you're under arrest!" Judy announced in a serious look.

"For what? Hwurting your feewings?" Nick mocked.

"Felony tax evasion." Judy said as she opened a folder, and write something on a paper, "Yeeaah... two hundred dollars a day, three hundred and sixty-five days a year since you were twelve, that's two decades, so times twenty which is... one million four hundred sixty thousand - I think, I mean I am just a dumb bunny, but we are good at multiplying." Then she turns the page to look on another paper, "Anyway, according to your tax forms, you reported, let me see here, zero." Then she looks up to Nick, "Unfortunately, lying on a federal form is a punishable offense. Five years jail time."

"Well it's my word against yours." The fox crossed his arms.

Judy took out a carrot pen, and presses the button, playing Nick's voice, "Two hundred bucks a day, Fluff. Three hundred and sixty-five days a year since I was twelve."

"Actually, it's your word against yours." Judy smirked. "And if you want this pen, you're going to help me find this poor missing otter, or the only place you'll be selling pawpsicles is the prison cafeteria. It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

With a gasping look on Nick's face, Finnick opens the stroller hood, and laughs, "She hustled you. She hustled you good! You're a cop now, Nick! You're gonna need one of these." Finnick puts a sticker badge on Nick's shirt, and walks away while laughing, "Have fun working with the fuzz!"

Aggie also laughed in respond, and said to Finnick, "Good one!"

Judy glared at Nick, and demanded him, "Start talking!"

Nick sighed and confessed, "I don't know where he is, I only saw where he went."

"Great! Let's go!" Judy hops on her mobile enthusiastically, and Aggie puts her hands on Judy's mobile, ready to push it.

"It's not exactly a place for a cute little bunny." Nick smiled.

"Don't call me cute! Get in the car!" Judy demanded.

"Okay, you're the boss." Then Nick just remembered about Aggie, "But I don't think, you, hoo-mans, are interest about it."

"It pronounced 'human'" Aggie grunted, "And I'll find it interest if I see it for myself."

"Whatever you say, girl." The fox shrugged.



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