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[Creepypasta] Jeff the Killer meets BEN : Creepypasta The Early Years

(A/N): I don't pre-read these so they might have NSFW language so be careful
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On a cold september, after his great adventures, Jeff the Killer was wondering what to do that week. He had picked up his life from where he left it and wanted to make something from it. Then all the sudden a strange woman appeared on Jeff the Killer's doorstep. She was hiden beneath a long cloak and had long brown nails on her fingers. Her dirty hair fluished down from beneath the cloak and she had glowing eyes!
"You are not who you think you are!" said the strange woman.
"What do you mean?" said Jeff the Killer
"You are not who you think you are," she said again with a mysterious crackling voice like a bad radio transmission.
"I still don't understand you?" said Jeff the Killer.
"Here, take this," she said and gave Jeff the Killer an alarmclock.
"Take this and give it to your parents or guardian, they will know what to do with it!"
And with that she disappeared before Jeff the Killer's eyes!

Jeff the Killer was confused but thought that he had to do something. But rather than going to his parents or guardian, Jeff the Killer decided to show it to Suicidemouse.
"Oh no," said Suicidemouse, "you must forget about this!"
"Why?" enquired Jeff the Killer, "what do you know?!"
"I... I can't tell you. My dear Jeff the Killer, I didn't think it would be this soon!"
"What?!" yelled Jeff the Killer, "are you keeping things away from me?!"
"It's .... it's for your own good! You cannot know this!" said Suicidemouse and before Jeff the Killer could do anything, Suicidemouse had escaped his grasp.
"No! Dammit! When will I ever know the truth?!"
Jeff the Killer was feeling depressed. One of his best friends abandoned and betrayed him. It hurt. So Jeff the Killer wanted to find Yume Nikki. After their adventure, Jeff the Killer and Yume Nikki had been spending a lot of time together. Jeff the Killer kind of started to like her.
So Jeff the Killer went to Yume Nikki and told the whole story. She listened to Jeff the Killer without saying a single word.
Then she said: "WTF, this is sooo big"
And Jeff the Killer said: I know! Do you know a way to find out what is happening? Why is everyone hiding things from me?!"
Yume Nikki sighed and said: "You have always been special, Jeff the Killer and not just to me."
"How do you know that?"
Yume Nikki looked at the teddy Bear that Jeff the Killer had received and said: "it kind of looks like the Sonic.exe, doesn't it?"
"could be...but it might not be...but, yeah,certainly it might be"
"Whatever it is, I can recognise it quite well. And I think," Yume Nikki said, "that perhaps the mysterious woman wanted you to find something inside of you.
"Inside? Like my heart?"
"No, don't be silly, like a mamory. Think about it, if your parents lied to you and now Suicidemouse doesn't want to talk to you about your background, perhaps there is a hidden memory in your head!"
Yume Nikki's logic was flawless. So Jeff the Killer had to try it!

So Jeff the Killer concentrated on the object. immeditately he felt drawn into it. It stated ouit as a vague, fuzzy thing like when you wear glasses and there is a lot of moisture in the air and you see a dog head on the horizon.
But then it turned out that there was a secret memory, hidden beneath the vail layer of self-loving in his head.

And within that memory, a burning figure appeared. It was Slender Man! In hell...

Jeff the Killer was confused. He didn't think that memory would be in there, and yet it was there, burning like the heart of a newborn star and the centre of the earth.

I was introduced at the others at the base. There was of course beautiful Yume Nikki and snarkly BEN. Smart and clever Smiledog and... and Suicidemouse.

I too had heard of Suicidemouse and had always been a little insecure about my feelings for him
But here he stood before me, stretching and gesturing at drawings on the wall. It looked so manly, so envigorating and virilus.

And when he spoke, he sounded so... I swooned right in front of him.

"We should defeat Slender Man," Suicidemouse said.
"I agree," said Jeff the Killer, "but I'm not sure."
"We can use your new friend," said Suicidemouse. "Slender Man doesn't know Riverview. So that should do. We can infiltrate the base like that.
"But Riverview is still very inexperienced," said Jeff the Killer, "And I worry about her."
"Don't worry," said Suicidemouse, "I know Riverview can take it on. Trust me on that" And he gave me a wink.

In the corners of my eyes I saw Jeff the Killer stairing first at me, and then at him. And then in a huff, he walked away.

I walked after Jeff the Killer and said: "What's wrong?"
"Nutting" Jeff the Killer said but I didn't believe him.
"No seriously, you can tell me, I'm really good at picking up on these things."
"You're right, you're really good at picking up on those things," said Jeff the Killer and sighed. He then said: "You know my past, right?"
I thought to myself, yes, yes I do. I heard of everything about you. And I said: "yes."
"Well, it... it... makes it hard for me to make connections with people." Jeff the Killer said. A single tear rolled down his cheek. It made it look even more pretty than it already was.
"And I feared,' Jeff the Killer said, 'that when I saw you talk and awke at Suicidemouse like that, that you may... you may no longer find me that interesting?"
"But I do!"
'And without you, I don't know if the world is still worth saving," Jeff the Killer said with a sniffle, "how can I defeat Slender Man if you won't be with me?"
"Well, uh, I didn't think you'd like me that much," I said blushing.

But then, then Jeff the Killer leaned forward and kissed me. And I no longer knew what to do. Can I be in love with both? Why must I choose?
It must be here somewhere, but I have no idea where it could be", wondered Jeff the Killer
At that moment, BEN fell down some steps near a hut.
At the bottom was Slender Man's new mansion!
As they entered, it was strangely and creepily abandoned.
"Come on" said Jeff the Killer

..and then they went on their way!

"Ok, he is sure to be in the penthouse sweet in his warehouse " said Suicidemouse pressing the correct elevator button
The elevator went up a few floors. SUDDENLY there was a bang on the roof!
"down!" shouted Smiledog.
And they did. Which is just as well, because seconds later...
The hatch opened and a couple of security gaurds with rockets pirouetted down.
"oh god! What are we going to do!?" said BEN
"We gota think fast" said Suicidemouse.
"Ok"
"I know you dont like violence, Jeff the Killer, But you have to do this. Do it for me. please.." Said Riverview

"Ok, your right, I know we have to fight them" said Jeff the Killer who did a massive mighty super kirate kick just as the first soldier landed
causing boobs to bounce which knocked them unconscious.
"Nice work. But its not over yet! Look!"
A massive loyal followers appeared, but they killed him.
Ding! They had reached their floor.
"So you have come" said a voice booming from the sky
A hangglider appeared above them.
Slender Man laughed at them from it.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha"
"I could gun you all down from here with my machette, but I would rather do this...personal style."
he leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop
"Ready?" he said, still laughing.

Jeff the Killer removed his shirt and flexed his abs.
"Yes. I am ready. "
With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing (which were littoral slingshots).
"I kill you dead"
Slender Man head butted Jeff the Killer in the chest

Jeff the Killer fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha" laughed Slender Man
"You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?"
"I had too, for all that is good and just in the world."
"Well now you will die. Goodbye."
Slender Man leaned over Jeff the Killer holding his penis.

"Quick Jeff the Killer use this!" said Riverview ,chucking a nearby alarmclock towards Jeff the Killer.
Jeff the Killer grabbed it and chucked it towards Slender Man hard, knocking him backwards....off the edge of the tall mansion they were on!
"Goodbye, Slender Man have a nice fall!"
"ARrrrrgggg"

"We are safe now, he fell to certain doom."
BEN and Suicidemouse got out from the cornor where they were cuddleing. "Thank you, you saved us all"
"Dont mention it."

So they left the tower and went home. They lived happily ever after and had lots of kids.
The End