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[Cookie Run] The Revenge of The Uber Bunny

(A/N): This one was requested by EeveeMaster1229 òwó
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One night Herb had been drinking too much vodka.
He felt very nice and enjoyed it very much.
Then all the sudden he saw a stranger walking.
Not just any stranger because real strangers dont exist!
This one was evil!
Herb ran to stranger and hit them, it was Devil Cookie!
"How dare you..you.. villain! I kill you by murder!"
"Yes, we fight now!"
"No, I will take over your body and rape you!"
No Herb screamed in agony. and he screamed a lots you know. it really really hurt. the pain that is. Trust me, youd scream hurt!
Our hero took his mighty weapon and went balistik on they.
but not before Devil Cookie plunged theirmonster errection into the nearest female! "Ouch!" said Fairy Cookies sister
"Oh no! It was my friend! And my friend there is really a man!"
"My friend! said Herb, you are a man!" he said and saying he did!

"Oh that is good" said Herb
"No it is not! Mahaha!!. You see i must kill you because of instructions i got from the mystic star of david
"But not today!", with that the villianess villian ran off into the sunset.
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Meanwhile, Herbs mind was wondered back to the past.
It was Platinums frat party party, which everyone was invited too.
The party was awesome as always, because Sparkling Cookie was hosting it.

Herb was pretty drunk that day.
If Herb was honest, He couldn't remember much that happened.
Only something about a dvdcase,a rabbi and a traffic cone.

There was one thing that stuck in Him mind though. Something He would never forget.
Sparkling Cookie.
Sparkling Cookie was wearing a Devil Cookie mask that night

Everyone had come as something or someone else.

SPARKLING COOKIE WAS DRESSed as FAIRY COOKIE.
FAIRY COOKIE WAS DRESSed as BLOSSOM COOKIE.
BLOSSOM COOKIE WAS DRESSed as Herb.
Herb was dressed as Devil Cookie.
And Devil Cookie was dressed as a holy hand granad.

Herb was instantly attracted to Sparkling Cookie in Him costume. The way He moved. The way He talked.The way He flicked His hair.
Sparkling Cookie was doing a Karaoke number.
It was "like a virgin". And He was awesome.
He sung like a true seductor.The audience was miasmarised by Sparkling Cookie.
Underwear was chucked at Sparkling Cookie.
Herb was soooo turned on.
(and He didn't need that underwear anyway)
Herb got up and sang too.
When Sparkling Cookie was singing like a virgin it was like the words spoke to Him. Sparkling Cookie seemed to be addressing each word of the song just to Him. The room faded away and it was just the two of them. No one else in the world.
They gazed into eachother eyes as Sparkling Cookie spoke the last lyric.
Then silence.

Suddenly, Herb was woken out of the flashback by the present
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MG! We are almost there", Herb said after traveling for ages.
"GOOD GRIEF, I didnt think we had journed this far!"
They sat down for a rest break and to plot their trajectory into the evil ones HQ base.
"WE must find the Uber Bunny.
"I forgot all about that", said Herb, who was generaly considered a moron, so we all laugh at them for forgetting. HAHA! Funny hu?
"HAHA, you remember now"
"yes"
"Good"
"yes" 
"Good"
What happened next was soo cool you will like it a lot, basicaly, it went like this:

Only it was even cooler because i didnt have to write it! When it was in my head the words didnt get in the way. btw, Excuse me if i skip the words occasionaly, its to save me time.
Ok, after they finnished the boxers they went to the base where the final battle started when they got there. Dont worry! The bad guy dies!

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The next time they saw eachother Sparkling Cookie winked at Herb, remembering what happened at the party.Herb blushed.
Some of the others giggled. Did they know? Herb didn't care.
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It must be here somewhere, but I have no idea where it could be", wondered Herb
At that moment, Sparkling Cookie fell down some steps near a farmhouse.
At the bottom was Devil Cookie's new mansion!
As they entered there was lots of Ninjas.
So they swung back their trenchcoats and murdercided them all with their concealed rifless of awesome(but no one died!).
.
"Ok, they is sure to be in the penthouse sweet in his cave network " said Peppermint Cookie pressing the correct elevator button
The elevator went up a few floors. SUDDENLY there was a bang on the roof!
"down!" shouted Blossom Cookie.
And they did. Which is just as well, because seconds later...
The hatch opened and a couple of mercenaryss with blowdarts pirouetted down.
"oh god! What are we going to do!?" said Sparkling Cookie
"We gota think fast" said Peppermint Cookie.
"Ok"
"I know you dont like violence, Herb, But you have to do this. Do it for me. please.." Said Platinum

"Ok, your right, I know we have to fight them" said Herb who did a massive mighty super kirate kick just as the first soldier landed
causing boobs to bounce which knocked them unconscious.
"Nice work. But its not over yet! Look!"
A massive ninja appeared, but they killed him.
Ding! They had reached their floor.
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Herb had some time before he had to do anything, so He decided to have another flashback.

It was just after the Karaoke. They had stepped of the stage to loud applause and were now looking at eachother.
"Hi" Herb said, meekly.
"Hay" Sparkling Cookie said, also meekly. Their confidence from moments ago had evaporated like alcohol.
"Do you want too..."
"maybe.."
"ok then."
So they walked to the cloakroom.
It wasn't long before their lips were together. Herb couldn't remember who made the first move.
He did remember the taste though. The taste of Sparkling Cookie.
Sparkling Cookie tasted like pomelo on a summer noon.
Refreshing and salty but also a bit sour.
What had they been eating? Herb tried to work out it. It took much tung work.
After a few minutes mouth to mouth pot holing, Sparkling Cookie guessed what Herb was doing.
"I had avocado for lunch."
"oh"
"you dont have to stop though"
"oh. Good!" Herb said, with great relief.
They finally drew away after what seemed a whole hour but was only mere minutes.
The taste of Sparkling Cookie's lips (and other things) still lingered in Herb's mouth as they finally looked upon each other with new eyes.
Relieved sighs came from both of them as both embraced, Sparkling Cookie snuggling against Herb's neck as he snuggled upto Sparkling Cookie's torso.

Sparkling Cookie went further by clutching Herb with his fingers, pulling at the fabric of His slacks to feel what was underneath.

The telltale shape in His leggings stood out between them, especially with the weight it had against Herb's thigh.

Sparkling Cookie moved over Herb's body like a serpent and lovenly nuzzled at a peaked abbs.
Herb liked this a lot and started making a lot of noise. Sparkling Cookie joined in. "Owwww...Ahhh...MAHAhhhEEkkk...aakk"
It got pretty noisy from that point on. Both of them had a lot of fun and made a lot of noise!. Herb sounded like Bus ! Sparkling Cookie sounded like a heard of Orcas on drugs. They had a lot of..."fun".
"My groinal area are hurting...can we stop? 12 times is enough surely?" Sparkling Cookie said, pleading.
"No...MORE MORE MORE" said Herb, with apparently an insatiable apatite
Sparkling Cookie finally slapped Herb to get Him to stop.
"Sorry about that, I got a little carried away" said Herb.
"Thats ok I.....enjoyed it." said Sparkling Cookie blushing in the way they always did.
"Tomorrow?"
"Yes" said Sparkling Cookie.
"I'll bring some of my toys next time for us to play with" said Herb.

And with that they left the cloakroom and returned to the party. The months that followed were fun but eventually they broke up and became enemies.

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"So you have come" said a voice booming from the sky
A hot air-balloon appeared above them.
Devil Cookie laughed at them from it.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha"
"I could gun you all down from here with my ozis, but I would rather do this...personal style."
they leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop
"Ready?" they said, still laughing.

Herb removed his shirt and flexed his abs.
"Yes. I am ready. "
With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing (which were littoral muskets).
"I kill you dead"
Devil Cookie head butted Herb in the chest

Herb fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha" laughed Devil Cookie
"You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?"
"I had too, for all that is good and just in the world."
"Well now you will die. Goodbye."
Devil Cookie leaned over Herb holding their penis.

"Quick Herb use this!" said Platinum ,chucking a nearby knickers towards Herb.
Herb grabbed it and chucked it towards Devil Cookie hard, knocking them backwards....off the edge of the tall condo they were on!
"Goodbye, Devil Cookie have a nice fall!"
"ARrrrrgggg"

"We are safe now, they fell to certain doom."
Sparkling Cookie and Peppermint Cookie got out from the cornor where they were cuddleing. "Thank you, you saved us all"
"Dont mention it."

So they left the tower and went home. They lived happily ever after and had lots of kids.
The End