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[We Happy Few] Legacy of Uncle Jack : The Last Struggle of Good and Evil

(A/N): wow... this one... I was dying of laughter from just reading this thing. Let's just say it's highly NSFW. Also some names might not be generated because I couldn't think of anything. Now that I think about it, I could've used a constable or something. Whoops. Anyway enjoy this bullshit
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Nothing was darker than the butthole, the old sage had told Arthur.

And he also told Arthur that virtue is the best property in a person. And that Arthur could be the legendery Chosen One that the prophesies of old and dank and darkness had spoken about.

Oh yes, the Prophecy. That what had made Arthur lay awake at nights. Of course Sally had asked what was up with Arthur.

"Of course," Arthur would always say, "there is nothing going on, dear. Go back to sleep." And in their minds they'd fill in "You don't have to worry about the terrible burden I will have to carry for the rest of my life"

Because everyone knows, prophesies have a nasty way of coming true. And this one was about to come true spectacularly.
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Arthur stopped and gazed into space.
Oh no.
It was happening; He couldn't help thinking about Sally again. He tried not too. Desperate to avoid the thoughts that could not be, no, - would not be- held back.
But like dozens of unstoppable eagles they came creeping forward till they filled His brain;

Sallys smile shined like silver, as impressive as a elephant, it filled the skyscrapper and Arthur was helplessly but willingly absorbed into them.

Sallys eyes were like eyeballs.If you rolled them they would go quite far.

Sallys legs were like a long island iced tea. Straight and tight.

Sallys chest was like a Harpiess. Powerful and impossible to ignore.

How could Arthur not be helpless in the face of that?.
I mean, sure, Arthur and Sally had sex with eachother before, when they met at a club once, but it was just a casual thing. One of many that night.
Before things got too messy Arthur snapped out of it. But the thoughts of Sally would be back. Would He be able to resist next time?
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Then Arthur looked deeply into Sally's eyes, those funny tennisball.
"I'm afraid.... I'm afriad I can't actually do this......." Arthur said.
"Y not?"

"Because.... because... because... something terrible has happened... in the past.... last weak."
"OMG whut then?!"
Arthur walked away from them. And with Arthur's back turned, he spoke with a sob:
"I...was...cuddled when I didnt want to be"

Sally's wanted to take Arthur into her but Arthur didn't want to.
"I DON"T WNT YOUR SYMPATHY" Arthur cried. "YOU WERENT THERE FOR ME THEN SO WHY WOULD YOU BE THERE FOR ME NOW"
"BUT I DIDN"T KNOW YOU WERE CUDDLED WHEN YOU DIDNT WANT TO BE "
"BUT I WAS SO SAD THIS WHOLE TIME AND YOU NEVER NOTICED!!!!"
And now Sally's thought about it, it was true. Arthur had been very very very sad all this time.

"who rapped you?!"
" did," Arthur sbbed. took me to his chamber. And then.... then.... then....
Arthur cried out in sobbing. It was very sad.
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Interlude:
Arthur was finding it really hard to concentrate at this movement his thoughts kept trying to think of Sally. Despite what was happening, it was hard to focus!
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And then, at the worst possible moment. It happened. Again.
Arthur gazed at Sally.
It was impossible to resist this time. Like a horse Arthur was pulled towards Sally. It was a like ambush in a war. It was a like a small sword piercing through His heart. (and other lower regions of the body) It was a like magnets.
There was No resisting. No mercy. No Pants. No longer anything else mattered.

Sally looked shocked and then...and then...not shocked. She had known all along.
Of course. How could Arthur have been so stupid? Those long looks at eachother,the times they gazed at the stars together, the candle lit dinners. The steamy showers..
It wasn't just friendship. It never was. It was more and Sally had known all along.
"I knew" Sally said.
"oh" Arthur said, realizing all this for the first time.
But there was more...Sally wasn't pulling away. She was pushing tighter. Holding Arthur like a wild manatees.
At some point their clothes came off.
They got ripped in the process of the pashioning
He didn't care. This is what He had needed for so long. too long. February. maybe more.
But this was now now.
Arthur and Sally together at last!
They canoddled like lovers and made love with their naughty bits.
They took it in turns inserting their bits into eachother. Arthur inserted his bit into Sally. Then Sally inserted her bit into Arthur. They repeated this a few times.(Toys were used)

Afterwards (when they had finished cleaning their bits)they looked at eachother longingly.
But they knew they must leave.
They didn't want anyone to see.

Arthur took one last look at Sally.
"Goodbye my snuggly one"
"Love you too, my one and only Arthur"

And then they departed.
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"Well," said Sally, "what if I ask him politely to explain himself?

"That would be nice," said Arthur happy that He finally had an ally in this world.

And so Sally went away. And a moment later, they returned. "I found him, and I tried him up, said Sally. "Follow me!"

Arthur followed Sally ahead. He felt so happy with Sally because Arthur knew Sally would never betray them.

And then they entered a room.

"Oh no!" yelled Arthur.
It turned out that Sally had betrayed he.

had been waiting for Arthur again with his cock hagnig oiut of his pants

Sally's held Arthur from behind while gott the bed. He then threw Arthur on the bed and prepared Arthur for a long night of insationable buttsex. Oh yeah, had longed for it . With both hands he fastened Arthur's hands to the bed post and jammed hisPink oboe up Arthur's unmentionables. They then had the thing until morning

Next morning Arthur woke up. had already left the bed. Then he returned.
"While you're out," said, "I made even more sweat love with Sally.

Oh no, you monster," Arthur yelled out in rage. His ass still hurt from the night before , and so Arthur couldn't yell too hard.
"He's not a monster, he's my lover!" yelled Sally. But Arthur didn't care. Sally had betrayed Him and made rap Arthur in the ass