his babe. [JIMIN X SQUIDWARD FF]

fake

taehyung?

so he's friends with taehyung on snapchat?

wtf, tae just met him before though..

whatever.

pjm95: ohh you're friends with tae? i never knew haha

he immediately responded.

squiddaddy: yeah actually i got his snapchat from my classmate, yoona who's like.. a narcissist lmao

yoona?? he knows yoona??

this is bad.

pjm95: yoona? cha yoona? yoonayoonie? you know her?

squiddaddy: yep, she's obsessed with taehyung and she's his ex.. she's tryna make me link her up with taehyung hshshs

as expected from yoona, that girl never gives up.

pjm95: ohh, but are you two friends?

my heart starts to beat uncontrollably fast.

squiddaddy: uhh i guess? she gave me most of the student's snapchats and she helped me out on my geometry test haha

why do i feel a stinging pain in my chest?

squiddaddy: oh and not forgetting to mention, she's super attractive, like the fuck

that's it.

pjm95: but you know she's taehyung's ex.. she's  the worst person to be friends with, squidward. she's the fakest bitch. you have no idea how much this bitch has ruined and played with tae's feelings

pjm95: plus, are you bisexual?

it took squidward a good minute for his reply, i think i really made him think.

squiddaddy: sheesh okay i didn't say anything about making her my bestfriend or anything. and yes i'm bi

'not bestfriend but girlfriend' i spoke to myself.

pjm95: so, you're somehow attached to me?

i was reffering to what he made me do earlier.

squiddaddy: jimin chill yo ass that was just me being fucking stupid lmao forget about it pls

wait.. what??

so what he did to me wasn't in purpose?

this is why i shouldn't have my hopes too high.

i'll always be broken at the end.

pjm95: so, was it all just a joke?

squiddaddy: jimin, you're hilarious. ofcourse tf! lmao i gtg now tho bye cutie

what the fuck? does he think he can play me like that??

i broke up with my love because of this guy.. and he has the BALLS to tell me i'm a joke to him..

that's it.

squidward, you're a dickhead.

pjm95: yoongi, now that i'm thinking about it, i need to talk to you about something too. meet me tomorrow after history class at the rooftop, our spot😘

minyoongi93: well that escalated quickly, sure then. make sure nobody's watching us.