The Mortal Instruments

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Clary Fray has posted on Jace Herondale's timeline:

Everybody get up!

Comments:

Jace Herondale: What?

Clary Fray: Woo!

Jace Herondale: Is it party time?

Clary Fray: Woo

Jace Herondale: It IS party time! WOO!

Clary Fray: HEY HEY HEY

Jace Herondale: Hi!

Clary Fray: HEY HEY HEY

Jace Herondale: HI!

Clary Fray: If you cant hear what i'm tryin to say.

Jace Herondale: You saild it's party time. WOO!

Clary Fray: If you can't read some the same page.

Jace Herondale: Why would I do that? That would put us both in an awkward stance.

Clary Fray: Maybe I'm going deaf.

Jace Herondale: Oh no!

Clary Fray: Maybe I'm going blind.

Jace Herondale: NOOO! Then you'd be tortured! You wouldn't be able to see my face.

Clary Fray: Maybe I'm out of my mindddddd

Jace Herondale: Well.. Thats alot of letters at the end...

Clary Fray: Everybody Get up!

Jace Herondale: YOU SAID THAT!

Clary Fray: Okay, now he was close, tried to domesticate ya.

Jace Herondale: Why? Homosapiens are already domesticated!

Clary Fray: But you're an animal baby its in your nature.

Jace Herondale: an animal YOU'RE kissing.

Clary Fray: Just let me liberate ya

Jace Herondale: What?

Clary Fray: Hey hey hey

Jace Herondale: Hi!

Clary Fray: You don't need no papers.

Jace Herondale: I have a birth certificate though.

Clary Fray: That man is not your maker.

Jace Herondale: Umm... I don't want to talk about my dad.

Clary Fray: Thats why i'll take a good girl

Jace Herondale: I'm a boy.

Clary Fray: I know you want it!

Jace Herondale: Want what?

Clary Fray: I know you want it!

Jace Herondale: WANT WHAT?

Clary Fray: I know you want it!

Jace Herondale: WWAANNTT WWHHAATT?

Clary Fray: You're a good girl!

Jace Herondale: I told you before, i'm a boy not a girl nor an animal.

Clary Fray: Can't let it get past me.

Jace Herondale: What?

Clary Fray: You're far from plastic.

Jace Herondale: Yeah, I'm flesh an skin.

Clary Fray: Talk about gettin blasted!

Jace Herondale: Blasted what?

Clary Fray: I hate these blurred lines!

Jace Herondale: They're for the children! So they don't become emotionally unstable.

Clary Fray: I know you want it.

Jace Herondale: You said that. FOUR TIMES.

Clary Fray: I know you want it.

Jace Herondale: FIVE.

Clary Fray: I know you want it.

Jace Herondale: SIX.

Clary Fray: Jace, It's a song.

Jace Herondale: WHAT?!?!?!

-Clary Fray has logged off.-

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