idiot boy and obnoxious girl
were on the beach when they found a pearl
it was shiny and clean
so idiot boy stuck in his ice cream
and obnoxious girl took it out
giving idiot boy a good shout
but they didn't know what to do with the pearl
so they went to ask uncle Earl
but before they could get a say
he told them to go away
so they went to aunt Seasamore
who lived in the house next door
and they asked her what they should do
but she chased them out and called obnoxious girl a shrew
in the end they went back to the beach
and fed the pearl to idiot boy's pet leach
which killed the poor thing
silmultaniously making idiot boy cry and obnoxious girl sing
what odd friends they make
but they are idiot boy and obnoxious girl for God's sake.
