"I AM GETTING ON THE PLANE ASHTON THIS IS SO EXCITING!"
"uhm okay."
"I LITERALLY COULD JIZZ -oh yeah, here.- MY PANTS."
"please dont jizz your pants, luke."
"BUT IM SO EXCITED THE ONLY THING ACCEPTABLE ENOUGH IS TO JIZZ."
"BYE LUKE SEE YOU IN A FEW DAYS."
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Prank Calls // lashton
Fanfictiona dorky blonde boy's conversations to an annoyed aussie he prank calls all the time.
