"I'm confused ashton, am i a dick or am i an ass?"
"i don't know. do you top or bottom?"
"im umcomfortable."
"okay, you're probably a bottom then."
"NO WAY."
"ha! so you are a dick."

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Prank Calls // lashton
Fanfictiona dorky blonde boy's conversations to an annoyed aussie he prank calls all the time.