"sup bro!"
"is this oscar again?"
"yupperoni!"
"why do you keep calling me?"
"because you're swag, and your name sounded cute from the yellowpages."
"well, thanks... i guess. goodbye."

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Prank Calls // lashton
Fanfictiona dorky blonde boy's conversations to an annoyed aussie he prank calls all the time.