Avengers Chatroom ✔

《Private chats 》

* no specific plot *

* but does have things about periods. So if ur not comfartable with that please skip this chapter*

Tony & y/n's private chat

Tony : are u up?

Y/n: no im down

Tony : not funny. Ur the worst at puns

Y/n: not like peter

Tony: just like peter! I wonder if u guys are twins

Y/n: well maybe we hang out too much then

Tony: which should be stopped!

Y/n: so that i stop with my
* cough* bad puns?

Tony: no. So that you guys won't become a thing!

Y/n : too late

Tony: yea ikr-

Tony : wait.. WHAT??

Y/n : what???

Tony : im watching u

Y/n : works everytime 🙂

Y/n : why did u txt me?

Tony : can't i txt my beautiful daughter in law who has amazing puns and-

Y/n: okie. What do u want?

Tony : what???

Y/n : spit it anthony

Tony : what makes u think i want somethin' from u?

Y/n: the beautiful adjectives did

Tony: fine 😑

Tony : advice

Y/n: on?

Tony : pe-

Y/n: wait wait wait!!!

Tony : ??

Y/n: if this this having advice on how to control peter-

Tony : it's not trust me

Y/n : wow. TRUST U??

Tony: yes

Y/n: TRUST U??

Tony: yes. Did i say somethin wrong?

Y/n : duh

Tony: what did i say that was wrong?

Y/n: to trust u

Tony: is there a double meaning in that? Kids and their dirty minds these days... tsk tsk tsk

Y/n : no fuckin building of iron!

Tony : how dare u insult my suit!

Y/n: i just did

Tony : ....

Y/n : sigh

Tony: why don't u trust me??

Y/n : oh i don't know.. maybe after my 13 yrs of living with u!??

Tony : i have trained u well

Y/n : whatever. That is a WHOLE new topic. What do u need advice on?

Tony : no tricks?

Y/n: no. But i'm only doing this cause i feel like an angel today 😇

Tony : yea yea. We all know ur an angel

Y/n : what that supposed to mean somethin?!?

Tony: NOTHING!

Y/n : good

Tony : advice on periods

Y/n : ...

Y/n : did i see that right?

Tony : yes. Yes u did

Y/n: umeanbloodythingsthat allgirlsgetwithbigcrampsuntil theyarelikereallyfuckinoldlike anoldgrandmaperiods?

Tony : yes. And and space out ur txt's

Y/n : why would u ask me that? *gasp*

Tony : what!?

Y/n: are u secretly transgender!?!?

Tony : are u mad?

Y/n : OMG! IM TELLING THE AVENGERS AN-

Tony : NO! U GOT IT ALL WRONG!!

Y/n : then why did u say no??

Tony : to stop u from opening ur big mouth

Y/n : which btw alot of guys have kissed! So don't call it ugly!

Tony: well i-

Tony: DID U SAY ALOT OF GUYS KISSED???

Y/n : u still treat me like a child!😡

Tony: which ur! Ur not allowed to kiss any guy!

Y/n: try me

Tony : are u challenging me?

Y/n : yes. Scared?

Tony : no. Back to the subject

Y/n: what do u wanna know bout periods?

Tony: everything

Y/n WHAT THE FUCK?

Tony : what?

Y/n : THERE'S ALOT OF THINGS!!

Tony : exactly

Y/n: i thought u were a expert in science!

Tony : i am

Y/n : then u should know

Tony: i know the biological details. But no the physical stuff and how to treat a woman who is currently in that state

Y/n: who what why?

Tony : huh?

Y/n: why do u wanna know?

Tony: don't tell anyone

Y/n: ok if-

Tony : what if?

Y/n: do what i want for a week

Tony: im hopeless so ok

Y/n: well?

Tony : pepper has it rn

Y/n: ok and?

Tony : she's in a bad mood

Y/n: that's normal during periods. Mood swings. Just get her some chocolate

Tony : thanx

Tony: also

Y/n: Mhmmm?

Tony: how does peter take care of u when u have ur thing?

Y/n: ...

Y/n : who said peter takes care of me when-

Tony : im a smart man

Y/n : i doubt that

Y/n : but srsly. If u don't tell me i will tell the world ur transgender

Tony: ok ok! The walls in avengers tower can be thin when i want them to

Y/n : wot

Y/n : TONY!!!!!!!

Tony : yes?

Y/n left chat

Tony : uh oh. Better suit up

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