Am I the only one who's thought of a parody of a parody?!?! I mean what if someone made a parody of a parody??!
If you have not jumped from couch to couch trying to not touch the lava you, my friend, have not had a childhood.
That moment when google can't even help you with your homework...
And your just like... 'The Lord is testing me...'
That face you make before you sneeze... I feel it!
You think you're smart until you try to turn on someone's shower.
Sing this song to someone you hate.
Eeanie Meanie, Minie, Mo, your nothing but a hoe. You think you're cute, you think your classy, reality check, your just trashy!
My sis read this to me... and it said this exactly. As in it said "Sing this song to someone you Hate. D: wamp, wamp wamp
During arguments girls are like "I'M NOT YELLING!!!" Even though we clearly are. -.-
I hate mosquitoes! I mean, I know I'm delicious but d*mn!
Your face when you know something your friend doesn't and your just like ^<>^ and you keep on saying "I know something you don't!!! I know something you don't!!!
We all love that one kid in class who always talks back to the teacher and asks questions and entertains us... Yea.. It's not me. only when I'm out of class.
Who has overprotective parents? Cause I do. -.-
Why do we need school?
Math- We have calculators. Besides we barely even need it. *goes to market. "Um, how much does it cost?"
Worker: "20 dollars.
Me: *gets out wallet. Uh... how much is 20 dollars?
Worker: "oh, uh. You see that dollar that has a 100 on it?
Me: yea.
Worker: Ok take it out. That's 20 dollars.
English- We speak it. And besides evthing shortened anyway. LOL BTW GTG TTYL
History- They're all dead anyways.
P.E- We have the Xbox and Wii.
Music- We have YouTube!
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My Awesome Joke Book
РазноеSo basically this book is just some of my random thoughts. ;) Also some jokes. All of them are mine (well duh! It's my thoughts! Unless.. What if people can read minds??? O_O) so please don't copy!! Unless I somehow copied you..? Anyways thanks and...
