*Makes a date with Destiny "Ah, hello Destiny. I've been expecting you.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
He's for me.
Not for you.
So, if by chance.
You take my place.
I'll take my fist.
And smash yo face!
SCHOOL:
Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
Friend falls.
"Hahaha. Klutz."
Phone Falls.
"OH SWEET JESUS! ARE YOU OK?!?! IM SO SORRY. DEAR, LORD, WHY ME? OHMYGOSH, IM SO SORRY, BAE! FORGIVE ME!!
People say revenge is cruel. I say it's funny. >.<
This guy in my class said he had a dream about me. I was just like "Ok...?" and then he tried to tell me it, but then he ended up laughing and he couldn't tell me so I just walked away. I mean, am I the only one who thinks its weird that he had a dream about me? O_O'
We all love that feeling you get when you go school shopping. Buying new pens, new pencils, new backpacks, and more! I just love it cause I'm bored so I can't wait to go to school and cause my mom bought us lots of food for school. She always does that! Almost every week. XD
Can't believe Im saying this but I sorta miss all the school drama.... o.o
Listening to a new band or singer is so weird. Cause, then, you can't sing along and your just quiet....
If a robber went in my house to look for money, I would just laugh, and join him.
Wanna know what sucks if you live in the same house with someone who was a teacher? At summer they're gonna make you study for school. They're gonna search the house for math books (that you already used)so you can use them again.
I feel bad for our generation. Now the parents and grandmas and grandpas know how to use the Internet. :/ but, hey! At least my family don't care!
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My Awesome Joke Book
عشوائيSo basically this book is just some of my random thoughts. ;) Also some jokes. All of them are mine (well duh! It's my thoughts! Unless.. What if people can read minds??? O_O) so please don't copy!! Unless I somehow copied you..? Anyways thanks and...
