In this prequel to my justice league of America novel in the future the justice league are at war with DarkSeid and Barry Allen ends up trying to travel back in time to warn Bruce Wayne so the war will end before it even begins. CAST IN ORDER: Bruce...
Christoph Waltz says well what do we do Professor?!! Collin Reisenauer says we need to set a trap for Dracula in a very realistic fake English accent. Collin Reisenauer pauses for a couple minutes. Collin Reisenauer says Dr. Seward do you have any books about Vlad the impaler in a very realistic fake English accent. Christoph Waltz says um yes... Why?!! Collin Reisenauer says I have reason to believe that Dracula is really Vlad the impaler in a very realistic fake English accent. Christoph Waltz hands Collin Reisenauer a book about Vlad the impaler. Collin Reisenauer says opens the book and flips through the pages until he gets to a page that shows Luke Evans as Vlad the impaler. Collin Reisenauer shows the page to Christoph Waltz and Hugh Jackman. Collin Reisenauer says I also have reason to believe that the vampire who turned Vlad the impaler into a vampire is still alive in a very realistic fake English accent. Collin Reisenauer says now here's what we're gonna do gentlemen, we are going to have a party and we are going to invite Dracula but we will have giant mirrors on all of the walls... They will be covered and while Dracula is dancing I will yell now and you 2 will reveal the giant mirrors in a very realistic fake English accent. Collin Reisenauer says vampires never have a reflection in a mirror in a very realistic fake English accent. Charles Dance walks into the cameras view as the master vampire from Dracula untold and says your a wise man Dr. Van Helsing.
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Christoph Waltz says I'm sorry but who are you?!! Collin Reisenauer says let me guess your the master vampire in a very realistic fake English accent. Charles Dance says you are correct Van Helsing. Hugh Jackman pretends to notice the branding on Collin Reisenauer's neck. Collin Reisenauer quietly says it's a branding Mr. Harcker in a very realistic fake English accent. Charles Dance reveals his vampire teeth. Charles Dance attacks Collin Reisenauer. Charles Dance pretends to notice the branding on Collin Reisenauer's neck, screams and freaks out. Collin Reisenauer hits Charles Dance really hard in the face with his right hand. Charles Dance tries to attack Hugh Jackman but Collin Reisenauer quickly pulls a church cross out of his jacket pocket and points it at Charles Dance. Charles Dance screams. Collin Reisenauer yells Mr. Harcker open the window in a very realistic fake English accent.
