Once upon a time there was a girl named Aphmau. She was very ugly and she kinda looked like a used trailer. She had a handsome boyfriend named Aaron who liked shoving ikea furniture in his ass. They loved spending Friday nights together eating FUCKING BALLS but tonight was different. Aphmau wasn't home from Narnia yet and AARON WAS GETTING WORRIED. He went upstairs to go look for her but found a life raft ass flapping around like Meghan Trainers skin flaps. Aaron was so shook by it that he threw a bag of cocaine at it.
The life raft turned around to reveal a skanky horse named Lucinda. Everyone hated her because she slept with everyone but Aaron just grabbed her clit and punched her in the head. She screamed in pleasure and aaron jumped into the closet where he would find his boyfriend Gene and dad Lady gaga. He ignored his sexuality and continued into Narnia to find Aphmau.
Part 1
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Aaron likes poop (crack)
HumorDon't read if you aren't already messed up in the head~ Read at your own risk my goal is to get this to atleast 50 parts maybe 100 idk
