Aaron likes poop (crack)

Gene and his dumbass dick

Now now I know what your thinking "How can a dick be a dumbass? It's just a body part!" Well listen her sonny because this is a tale of a talking cock that won't shut the fuck up. Back in 2006 when Gene's hair was still in style he hung out with his dank buddies his dank friend Sasha was a big cunt and he hated her he wanted to kill her but every time he tried his dick would start talking and he would always run away. One day while Vylad was bending over to pick something up Genes talking cock stood up and spoke the words "I want a piece of that ass 😏😏😏😏" yes he spoke the emojis to. Vylad looked at Gene confused and turned on and Gene ran off to the roof to Kate marsh off the roof  Vylad followed for answers. He found gene on the roof getting ready to jump but Vylad grabbed his talking dong and pulled in away. Both Gene and his song moaned and Vylad was shocked "WTF WAS THAT I HEARD MORE THEN ONE MOAN " he screamed looking at Gene with eyes wider then Garroths asshole. "Hey mate why don't you get down and shove me in your mouth you dirty slut" said his Genes dick. Vylad was looking at Gene as he pulled down his pants and saw his Dick speaking Vylad fainted and gene fucked his sleeping body.vylad woke up to gene and his cock moaning and pounding him in the ass he was turned on so much when Gene pulled out he jerked him off so hard when gene came his dick lost it talking ability and he stfu and gene and Vylad forever fucked on the roof during lunch. Garroth found out and begged them to fuck him and they did hard and he moaned like a dumb dog. They lived happily in KESHAS Siri while the talking dick never spoke again. Travis took LSD Laurence fucked garroth and Aphmau came all over Aaron and they had kids because her mother forced them to so ya marry Christmas and happy fuck feasts,mmcnzmmzjsjsnsnsnz I fucking hate my phones tiny keyboard 😒😒😒😒 I'm going to Kate marsh see ya guys later bye bitches 😘😂😂😂😂😂