the doctor

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AN 

i FINALLY updated, sorry guys, i got distracted

im adding my version of the 16th doctor..so....heads up, k?

feel free to laugh kinda

idk

enjoy

[the avengers are online]

Thor:NANANANANANA

tony:what?

thor: LOKI INTRODUCED ME TO THE ROMANTIC CHEMICALS, THE FALLING BOYS,PANICKING AT DISCOS, AND THE PIERCED WEDDING ACCESSORY

tony: what

clint: my chemical romance, fall out boys, panic at the disco, and pierce the veil 

natasha: loki why

loki: he almost got into one direction and justin beiber. i had to direct him to the right path

clint: i didnt think id ever agree with you but yeah

Thor: WE'RE ON YOUR PROPERTY, STANDING IN FEET FORMATION

natasha:.....

Thor: OH, LET ME TELL YOU BOUT THE SAD MAN, SHUT UP AND LET ME SEE YO JAZZ HANDS. REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A MAD MAN, THOUGHT YOU WAS BATMAN

[Tony has kicked Thor from chat]

tony: we do not say the b word in this chatroom

bruce: thank you

loki: at least it isnt justin beiber

clint: true dat

steve: he isnt that bad...

[tony has kicked steve from chat]

loki: wow

bruce: steve.....he....

tony: went to the dark side

loki: more like the neon pink, fake hipster glasses, fake tans and holister side. the dark side is the alternative, metal, punk, super awesome side

natasha: cant argue with that

clint: loki, youre actually kinda cool

loki:*shrugs* what, did you think i sat in a dark room, rubbing my hands together and whispering 'mortals' on my spare time?

clint: i dont really know. its kinda like how you cant imagine a teacher actually having a life other than school

loki: i  was home schooled so.....

clint: oh

[nick fury is online]

[nick fury is now Fury]

[fury has invited The Doctor to chat]

fury: id like to talk to you about the avengers initiative

[the doctor is now Doctor]

doctor: yes

fury: what?

Doctor: y e s

fury: but i havent even-

doctor: yyyyaaaaaaaaaaasss

fury: so you want to join?

doctor:no

doctor: *sarcasm drips off chin*                                                                                                                          

loki: i like you                                                                                                                                                

doctor: *shrugs*

bruce: OMG YOUYOURREALOHMYICANTEVENRIGHTNOWICANT

[bruce has logged off]

tony: what did that even say?

Doctor: 'OMG *YOURE REAL OH MY I CANT EVEN RIGHT NOW I CANT'

tony: oh

natasha: welcome to the family, Doctor...?

doctor: everyone just calls me the doctor........dont know why.....i call me the doctor....still dont know why.....oh! you can just call me Doctor!

clint: ok, doctor, what are your powers?

doctor: i dont have any powers. unless you count regenerating and time and space travel a super power. also i am the last of the alien race and a time lady from Gallifrey 

 loki: what is regenerating?

doctor: when i die i burst into flames and take a new form

natasha: like a phoenix?

Doctor: like a phoenix, except i dont turn into a baby...well, i can, its just never happened before...

clint: that'd be interesting

fury: that would be terrifying since she is our only line of defense beyond, what asgardians call it, the nine realms

loki: how many realms are there?

doctor: oh so many: i can tell you about them sometime

loki: ok

Doctor: :D

loki: ;)

fury:....

fury: why is loki here?

tony: thor said that is dad sent them here so loki could learn to be a good boy

loki: something like that

fury: ok. dont kill anyone. bye fools, NICK OUT

[fury is offline]

natasha: me and clint need to go on a mission so bye

clint: bye

doctor: bye guys

[clint is offline]

[natasha is offline]

loki: ugh, my brother is begging me to buy him potarts. bye doctor

doctor: bye loki

[loki is offline]

tony: looks like its just you and me

doctor: *runs off but in a punk way*

[doctor is offline]

tony:*sighs*

[tony is offline]

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