HOLY TARDIS OF GALLEFREY I HAVENT UPDATED IN CENTURIES! (HAHA GET IT BECAUSE-)
so...yeah. ive had writeres block and shit so this might not be very...high quality...
♥ waywardayspoon
[The Avengers Are online]
Natasha: hey, its just us!
Steve: wow...so peaceful
Clint: and quiet....
steve: too quiet for tony
natasha: did you hear that?
clint: hear what?
Natasha: shhh listen
Steve: are those...
Clint: explosions?
steve: HULK
Natasha: Im...going,...to go....hide in...the basement......i dont.....feel to...well
[WILD AUTHORS NOTE APPEARS]
I AM NOT BEING SEXIST AS IN BLACK WIDOW CANT FIGHT THE HULK, IM JUST SAYING SHE GOT MAD PTSD AFTER BEING CHASED BY THE HULK I MEAN SERIOUSLY YOU WOULD TOO
[FLIES AWAY ON MONSTER POPTART]
clint: go lay down, we can handle this
Natasha: i highly...doubt that.
Steve: AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
Tony: OH HELL NAH WHAT HAVE I DONE
Thor: I SHALL HELP YOU RECOVER BANNER, MR METAL MAN
Bruce: *smashes through walls*
Thor: nope
Thor: *jumps out window*
Natasha:*has panic attack**jumps out window too**flies away on thor*
[natasha is offline]
[thor is offline]
Clint: shoots the hulk with tranq gun multiple times*
Bruce: *falls over**turns back into bruce*
Steve: if hes the hulk hows he typing?
Tony: JARVIS
steve:.oh..
[doctor is online]
doctor: blimey, what happened here?
Tony: help me carry him to the infirmary
Doctor: but hes dirty...and naked
Tony: DOCTOR
Doctor: fine fine
tony: one...two...three...lift!
doctor: ew ew ew
[loki is online]
loki: bloody hell
doctor: *drops banner*
Bruce: AHH
Tony: *drops other half of banner*
Bruce: WHY AM I DIRTY AND NAKED
clint: you hulked out
Loki: tony what did you do
Tony: WHY DO YOU BLAME ME?
Clint: im pretty sure thor didnt do it. me, steve, and nat were just chilling. and the doctor and loki were off doing who knows what. that leaves it down to you
[Team free will is online]
Dean: hey guys we juWHY IS THE TOWER HALF DESTROYED AND WHY IS BRUCE NAKED???
Sam: I DIDNT NEED THAT
cas: this is most disturbing
Bruce: JUST GIVE ME CLOTHES DAMMIT
Cas: *throws you trench coat*
bruce: thnx
cas: keep it
tony: *sighs* i better get started on rebuilding. you guys better stay at SHEILD head quarters until stark/avengers tower is rebuilt
dean: a'ight
Doctor: bye
Loki: *sigh*
Clint: ill go find natasha and thor
steve: bye
cas: i need to go get another trench coat
sam: we've only been here three days and ive already seen more than id wish too
[everyone is now offline]