The Hulk

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HOLY TARDIS OF GALLEFREY I HAVENT UPDATED IN CENTURIES! (HAHA GET IT BECAUSE-)

so...yeah. ive had writeres block and shit so this might not be very...high quality...

♥ waywardayspoon

[The Avengers Are online]

Natasha: hey, its just us!

Steve: wow...so peaceful

Clint: and quiet....

steve: too quiet for tony

natasha: did you hear that?

clint: hear what?

Natasha: shhh listen

Steve: are those...

Clint: explosions?

steve: HULK

Natasha: Im...going,...to go....hide in...the basement......i dont.....feel to...well

[WILD AUTHORS NOTE APPEARS]

I AM NOT BEING SEXIST AS IN BLACK WIDOW CANT FIGHT THE HULK, IM JUST SAYING SHE GOT MAD PTSD AFTER BEING CHASED BY THE HULK I MEAN SERIOUSLY YOU WOULD TOO

[FLIES AWAY ON MONSTER POPTART]

clint: go lay down, we can handle this

Natasha: i highly...doubt that.

Steve: AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

Tony: OH HELL NAH WHAT HAVE I DONE

Thor: I SHALL HELP YOU RECOVER BANNER, MR METAL MAN

Bruce: *smashes through walls*

Thor: nope

Thor: *jumps out window*

Natasha:*has panic attack**jumps out window too**flies away on thor*

[natasha is offline]

[thor is offline]

Clint: shoots the hulk with tranq gun multiple times*

Bruce: *falls over**turns back into  bruce*

Steve: if hes the hulk hows he typing?

Tony: JARVIS

steve:.oh..

[doctor is online]

doctor: blimey, what happened here?

Tony: help me carry him to the infirmary

Doctor: but hes dirty...and naked

Tony: DOCTOR

Doctor: fine fine

tony: one...two...three...lift!

doctor: ew ew ew

[loki is online]

loki: bloody hell

doctor: *drops banner*

Bruce: AHH

Tony: *drops other half of banner*

Bruce: WHY AM I DIRTY AND NAKED

clint: you hulked out

Loki: tony what did you do

Tony: WHY DO YOU BLAME ME?

Clint: im pretty sure thor didnt do it. me, steve, and nat were just chilling. and the doctor and loki were off doing who knows what. that leaves it down to you

[Team free will is online]

Dean: hey guys we juWHY IS THE TOWER HALF DESTROYED AND WHY IS BRUCE NAKED???

Sam: I DIDNT NEED THAT

cas: this is most disturbing

Bruce: JUST GIVE ME CLOTHES DAMMIT

Cas: *throws you trench coat* 

bruce: thnx

cas: keep it

tony: *sighs* i better get started on rebuilding. you guys better stay at SHEILD head quarters until stark/avengers tower is rebuilt

dean: a'ight

Doctor: bye

Loki: *sigh*

Clint: ill go find natasha and thor

steve: bye

cas: i need to go get another trench coat

sam: we've only been here three days and ive already seen more than id wish too

[everyone is now offline]

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