The Avengers And Spidey Squad

I'm Dad

So Peter didn't eat for a whole week.

Yup. No food for a week.

It's actually funny, his been running in pure coffee for a long time. Working on projects, homework's and Spiderman.

But this really doesn't end up very good, since the Avengers were coming over. For a week, and now they were watching TV while Peter was doing homework,  when someone's stomach growled.

"When was the last time you've eaten? You look pale, have you been eating well? Have you been sleeping well? God you're givibg me gray hairs." Tony said, being the father figure he is to Peter.

Peter just looked at Tony "About a week ago?" Peter said unsure, his stomach grumbled harder. "Alright hungry boy,  I'm your father, we're both-" Tony stopped dead in his tracks as he said in the end.

"Shit"

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"Mr. Stark!!!" Peter shouted entering the room.  Tony looked at the kid.

"Yes?" Tony asked.

"My friends dared me to do this, it's okay if you don't answer, but..." Tony looked at Peter and said "Go on, I'm listening." Peter tried to Tony by "What's the middle star in our planetary system?" Peter asked "Sun, please go and eat food."

Tony fucked up real good.

"Nice one dad!" Peter laughed.

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And now, for what you guys are waiting for,  The Avengers find out!!!

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"Alright Tony, who's the kid?" Steve asked.

"Oh, Peter? His my biological son, just found out this morning, adopting him, you really need to get laid, so... May's living here now, if you don't have her by this week, I will kill you. I'm renting a hit woman to you." Bad that's when May enters.

And if Steve has anything to say was... "Shit this woman's hot." And as Peter carried a chair, turning it over.

"So... You sweared right in front of a kid." and that's was when the Avengers became a happy family.

So this is kinda ruched and short, got something in my mind, and don't worry about the request I'm setting them up. Well bye!!!!