The Avengers And Spidey Squad

It is I Peter, Son Of Tony

A/N: I literally was watching a Peter Parker compilation and I saw this one. Instead of Thor son of Odin it'll be Peter son of Tony.

Ships: None.

Requested by: None.

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"It is I, Thor, son of Odin." a video said, Tony was watching the baby monitor protocol.

And when Steve looked at him anger and confusion clear in his face. "Stark, is that more important than actually being here in this important meeting?" Steve asked.

"Well Peter, is a smol bean that needs to be protected at all cost, is deemed mire important in the world." Tony smirked.

"Mr. Stark, a recent one has been uploaded." Friday said.

"Guys, you just need to look how adorable he is. Look." Tony said, pride feeling his voice as the hologram started showing Peter.

"It is I, Peter, Son of Tony!" Peter spoke through the hologram and a chuckling May was heard.

Cap seemed to freeze hearing the voice.

"C'mon rodeo, get out of the room, I need to take a bath to get ready for something." Steve then remembered, "Oh Shit." Steve then went out of the room as fast as he can.

"Is it a date with Captain America? Your dear darling?" Peter teased. "You are so dead." May spoke in the video.

"Don't worry, it's not like it was heard by anyone. Oops. I heard it." The video ended and Tony smirked.

"Fri, call Pep."

"What is it Tony? One of your shenanigan again?" Pepper asked bored. "Want to spy on May? Heard she was out on a date with somebody." Roper grinned.

And then started speaking "Look, everything your saying is boring, so... If you'll excuse me, me and my husband are going on a date." a protest was heard.

"See ya, ya boring meetings." Pepper said.

"Also, I finished buying Peter's school." Pepper said to Tony.

"That's my girl." Tony said.

The two soon went to meet up and spy on May and Steve. And was surprised to see Peter and MJ sitting together, talking, and drinking a milkshake in one glass.

Tony then heard which got him fanning himself.

"I thought the sun was the only thing that's hot. But when I saw your body, damn it's so hot, hotter than the sun." Peter flirted.

Tony shook his head.

"You know, wearing a tight jeans and crop top is doing something to me. Making me want to rip it off of you. Tonight, at the tower?" Peter asked.

MJ smirked and nodded "Sure Peter."

Tony was now shaking his head.

"Oh he learned from you hun. That was the pick up lines you used to me." Pepper said. And when Tony thought it was over. He heard Cap say "Fuck later?" May answered by "Pete's not home... So... Sure."

"Oh god, save the billionaire, philanthropist, ex playboy, genius. From the hotness of his wife."

A/N: Oh God, what did I just make??? This one is probably a crack fic. So... I'm just gonna YeEt myself out of here. "Life is a bitch."