DISCONTINUED
This is an SCP x Child!Reader.
Your a sweet, innocent little four year old girl. Often babysat because your parents were always worked late. You often wondered, 'what type of work did they do?' You finally found out when your babysitt...
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Dr. Bright: A bullet going through play dough.
Dr. Mystery: Blue doesn't even know what's coming!
Dr. Alto Clef: I guess you could say blue doesn't have a clue.
Dr. Kondraki: Did you just...?
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Dr. Alto Clef: You know what I wanna know? How the f*** did Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper make a f***ing cinnamon shaker for a baby?
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Solve that mystery Steve.
Dr.****: THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SL*T!
Dr. Alto Clef: EXCUSE ME A**HOLE THAT IS CINNAMON, HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON!
PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS!
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THAT IS F***ING PAPRIKA! SHE'S CINNAMON'S OLDER SISTER! GOD D*MN IT **** I AM DONE WITH YOUR S***!
Yours truly: The Foundation arguing over Blue's Clues.
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Dr. Mystery: What if people had food names and food had people names?
(Alto and Kondraki tell how this would play out by roleplay)
Alto: Hey spaghetti time for dinner!
Kondraki: What are we having?
Alto: Margaret!
Dr.****: I swear everyone at this Foundation is high.
Dr. Bright: Shut up chocolate!
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173: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
105: It becomes daytrogen.
049: I'm going to bed.
999: Good nitrogen!
053: Sleep tightrogen!
073: Don't let the bugs bitrogen!
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053: Which country has the most birds?
999: Portugeese.
105: Wait, that's a language.
239: Portugull
049: Nice recovery.
173: Don't you mean nice redovery
105: Turkey, how did we miss Turkey?
Welp, it's another filler chapter. School has been a little stressful, and I'm relapsing back into insomnia. So updates for the main story are going to be slow, but for filler chapter I'll do things like this or I'll make little side stories. Galactic out!
