I'm sorry about not posting for a while, at some point I just stopped having inspiration to write anything, but I'm starting to get back to the swing of things. This means an actual chapter probably won't come out for a little while, but hopefully I'll be able to make some side stories, canon and non-canon, and funny little things like this. I hope you guys have fun reading!
(Y/N): *opens fridge door, sees shoe box*
(Y/N): Mommy why is there a shoe box in the refrigerator?
Lilith: ...*quickly runs off*
~~~○~~~
Molly: I can't find it!
Dr. Bright: what are you looking for?
Molly: my happiness
Dr. Bright: *has genuine concern*
~~~●~~~
Molly: *opens fridge, walks away*
Molly: close the refrigerator
Kondraki: ...*wants to say something but decides not to.*
~~~□~~~
Dr.****: *breathes*
Mystery: Do you ever shut the f*ck up!?
Cain: what'd they do?
Mystery: B*tch gonna breathe.
Cain: they stay doing some annoying sh*t
~~~■~~~
Dr.****: *walks through door*
Anyone who reads my story: F*ck I thought I was gonna have a happy day, but then you walked in!
Me: what'd they do?
Y'all: B*tch gonna exist.
Me: why would you do that?
~~~♤~~~
Half-face: Ay yo Mystery, can I copy off of your work?
Mystery: oh yeah *hands over paper*
Half-face: well I appreciate- *sees chicken scratch of writing*
Half-face: what does this say?
Mystery: *leans in squinting* sh*t I don't know either.
~~~♡~~~
106: you have 5 apples and you give 3 away. How many do you have left?
(Y/N): Um 5?
106: YOU HAVE 5 APPLES AND YOU 3 AWAY HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE LEFT!?
~~~◇~~~
Mystery: here's my report
05 council member: aw thank you-this is 2 years late.
Mystery: yeah I was sick the day you told me to write it.
05 council member: for two years?!
~~~♧~~~
049: is Molly here?
Able: I haven't seen her.
173: does that mean we get substitute?
Molly: YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A SUB!
106: why are you here
~~~♧~~~
Molly: CLEAN YOUR CELL!
049: ok
Molly: Don't f*cking talk back to me.
049: ...
Molly: oh so now you ain't got nothing to say?
049: ...What!?
~~~○~~~
Cain: ay fam can I borrow your desk?
Mystery: *speaks German*
Cain: imma ask you again, ay fam can I borrow your desk?
~~~●~~~
053: hey man would did you get on number 7?
Witch child: I got 20.2
040: bro I got 20.1
(Y/N): I got 3 how did y'all...?
~~~□~~~
Half-face: bro is you going to the party? There's going to be so many hoes.
Mystery: but will there be food?
Half-face: but b*tches
Mystery: but listen, will there be food.
I hope this was fun reading. Mystery Out!
YOU ARE READING
Their Little Sweetheart
Fiksi PenggemarDISCONTINUED This is an SCP x Child!Reader. Your a sweet, innocent little four year old girl. Often babysat because your parents were always worked late. You often wondered, 'what type of work did they do?' You finally found out when your babysitt...
