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storytime y'all

so i found out my sister sleep talks aight
she's been doing it for the past three days? and?
this kid really be scolding M E in her sleep
i,,, do not know what to do with this newfound information?
im the elder sister here? she and my five year old sister are those sisters who annoy tf out of you™️ so like? what logic? i

yesterday she told me to shut up LMAO

today WAS CREEPY THO. i was up, as usual, due to my ability of not being able to sleep these days, at around two i think? yeah. and so this chick gets up casually like it's so casual i think she's awake. she blinks and her eyes are open and then she's whining my name as if im annoying her and muttering something about everyone having big ass heads? i just stare at her in shock right next to her cause we're currently @ my grandma's house and we're sharing a bed,, she's just mumbling stuff about people with big ass faces and then she's telling me to shut up again LMAO this child really then casually goes back to sleep. picture me with like a super weirded out and terrified face. i then proceed to whisper yell to my mom who slept on a bed opposite us with the other five year old spawn of satan that happened to be of my blood and she woke up and i was all

"dID yoU heAr tHaT??!!1" and she's all "wut"
i flash my ipad screen towards my sis and i shake her awake bc boi I WAS CREEPED OUT BY THE WHOLE THING WHERE HER EYES WERE OPEN BUT SHE WAS ASLEEP LIKE WHATDKSJDK and my sis is AWAKE NOW. WITHIN A SECOND. FULL ALERT. and she's like "bish tf u want" (she didn't actually say that lmao it's just how her face was like) and i continue to whisper yell

"yOu juSt sColDed me In yoUr sleEp? cAn You noT that'S SOME FREaky SHit BRO-" and stuff and i rant about everything until my mom and sister both tell me to shut up and sleep LOLOLOL

technically im not supposed to be scared about this cause i've done worse, and by worse i mean weirder shit and by weirder shit i mean sleepwalking. i've not sleptwalk in a long time though, the last time i slept walk was when i was around twelve. sometimes i'd just go to the bathroom and stare inside before going back and my parents would be watching a movie and notice me and be like o.O

the craziest one was when i woke up to go on some treasure hunt for my school lunchbag  and i was mumbling stuff about looking for a treasure chest? my dad, who decided instead of doing that correct and responsible parent thing™️ which is directing me back to my bed, decides to record the whole thing (smh, but it was funny watching it the next day ksjsks) was trying to hold back his laughter LMAO. in the end turns out i took my lunchbag and went back to bed and slept with it ksjdksjdk

ANOTHER TIME my parents were watching a horror movie in the living room, and apparently i just ran at full speed like sonic boom boom and stood right in the living room, my facial features all dazed and my hair a crow's nest telling them that 'i came to see the apples' y'all-🗿🗿🗿 they just stared at me like O.O and my mom directed me back to bed lmfaooooooo

i sleepwalk really rarely, but i do. it's usually when im stressed. :( oof

if you're curious to know how it's like,, it's well, sometimes you don't even realize it. but for the treasure hunt thing i felt kind of awake, and the things i kept muttering about like 'i have to find the treasure chest' at the time, made so much sense to me, which is weird. im like trying to explain it to my dad in the most believable way but in his defense, i just woke up and wanted to go for some escapade so he assumes im sleepwalking and tells me to sleep, and i remember going 'really! seriously, im not sleepwalking' and all that stuff before i just collapsed and fell asleep. it's weird, you're aware, yet not aware at the time yet at the same time 100% asleep with your eyes open. creepy shit 👀

the most annoying thing is when i'm actually awake and i want to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night but one of my parents happen to be awake. they then look at me with a weird and skeptic face and that really annoys me because im awake lsjdkjd so i end up deadpanning frustratedly, "i'm not sleep walking" like some grumpy teenager and go do my business 🗿💀

or if i end up needing something, say i forget to put a book in my bag for school and i suddenly remember it and go out to get it, i have to like put my hands out in surrender and go all "IM NOT SLEEPWALKING Y'ALL I AM A W A KE" before taking my book and leaving 💀💀💀💀

yep. well. this is the longest thing i've written in this book.
i think the next one would be a tag? idk. i've not been tagged but i'm really bored, so i might do some random get to know me or fun facts about me thing lol.

AND THATS THE END OF STORYTIME MA LIL TACOS 💖🌮🌮🌮
love, from me, with all my suffocating lovin ❤️ xx

— sal. ♡🕊