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okay sO

whennnn i was smalllllllll

i used to believe in the tooth fairy ok leave me alone i was a kid with a big imagination and who believed in fairy tales and thought that the world was a safe haven hsmdmsks lmao whatta joke

anywAys so. when i first lost my tooth i wAS SO EXCITED and i wrapped it in a tissue and kept it under my pillow and fell asleep with this goofy smile on my face !!

and omg !! the next day !! a COIN UNDER MY PILLOW OMG :O

i scrEAMED AND SQUEALED AND GIGGLED AND ATTACKED MY PARENTS and they just laughed and i felt like i was in a FAIRYTALE ok leave me alone let me live #2

neways, the next time i lost my tooth which was like idk some months later or sumn i kept it under my pillow and !!

the next day i got aNOTHER COIN YEYEEYEYEY

fast forward to the next time i lost my tooth-

i wrapped it up in a tissue and kept it on the table neatly before i went to bed. but when i went to go to the bathroom i think it fell ? and my mum accidentally swept it away :c anD I FELT SO SAD AND I TOLD MY MOM AND she didn't know that she swept it (she just thought it was a random tissue) and we couldn't find the tooth :((( so i kid you not guess what i did

i deadass wrote a four paragraph letter to the tooth fairy apologizing SCKSKXKSXM

i kept it under my pillow and went to bed praying that she'd see it but the next day i woke up and found the letter and no coins so i was SAD i remember just sitting there and staring at the wall with this depressed look on my face

(apparently, my mom was going to put a coin like she normally does but forgot)

anD THUS, THAT FAIRYTALE WAS CRUSHED IT WAS MY MOTHER WHO PUT THE COINS and yEAH

ANYWAYS (damn im saying this a lot)

tODAY, JAN 2019-

i have a little sister who's five. she started losing her teeth i think at 4, and ever since then she's been keeping them under her pillow and my mom would leave her a coin and the kid would be HAPPY As Hell and i'd just feel betrayed .

(once my mom asked my dad to put some under the pillow and he deadass just kept 5 bucks there bc he was too lazy OSJXOSKZ)

anyways so yesterday. i think this is the fourth tooth she lost and she kept it under her pillow, but mY MOM FORGOT TO PUT THE COIN THIS TIME SJDKSKS and so little sister waddles to my mom and is like

"THE TOOTH FAIRY DIDNT COME"

and my mom just realizes and there's me eating lunch GLARING AT HER LIKE dont you dare

and then my mom's like "why don't you write a letter?? once salma wrote a letter and the tooth fairy came !!"

I GLARED AT HER FROM MY TABLE AND WAS THIS 👌🏼 CLOSE TO RUINING MY SISTER'S CHILDHOOD BECAUSE EHSKWHXKS ITS UNFAIR OKAY JWISJAA

i wanted my gold coin :c

when the little one waddles away and grabs a paper i just whisper yell at my mom who's choking on her laughter because of my reaction and im just like

"dO yOu knOW hoW heArtBroKeN i wAS" and she just laughs and continues to watch something on the tv and i just sit there BETRAYED

and now. now i am currently helping my little sister write a letter to the tooth fairy.

SEND HELP IM DYING THIS KID HAS BEEN WHINING AT ME FOR THE PAST TWENTY MINUTES AND ASKING ME WHY WE CAN'T WRITE b like d and d like b *SCREAMS*