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"If we'd never met, I think I would have known my life wasn't complete. And I would have wandered the world in search of you, even if I didn't know who I was looking for."

- Nicholas Sparks

cheesetoasie11: do u ever think about how when pregnant women go underwater they're human submarines

fallingash: luke what the FUCK

fallingash: it's literally 2am

cheesetoastie11: so im the only 1 who thinks abt that

fallingash: YES

fallingash: you weirdo

cheesetoastie11: im not a weirdo :'(

fallingash: okay sorry

fallingash: you strange-o

cheesetoastie11: ok thats just dumb

cheesetoastie11: u dumbo :DDDDDDDDD

cheesetoastie11: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

cheesetoastie11: WHY ARENT U LAUGHING IM SO FUNNY

fallingash: luke

fallingash: sweetie

cheesetoastie11: yes wife :D

fallingash: LUKE

cheesetoastie11: thats my name dont wear it out

fallingash: i think i'm having a stroke

cheesetoastie11: DO U SMELL BURNT TOAST

cheesetoastie11: CAN U SEND A PIC OF YOUR FACE DROOPING

fallingash: i--

fallingash: I'M HAVING A STROKE AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS A PICTURE OF MY FACE DROOPING

cheesetoastie11: well ur obvi not having a stroke so

fallingash: what if i was you whore

cheesetoastie11: sUcH sTroNg lAnGuAgE

cheesetoastie11: aShtOn iM a bAbY

fallingash: luke you're 15

cheesetoastie11: ok a baby compared to u old man >:)

fallingash: luke i'm 17

cheesetoastie11: like i said, OLD MAN

fallingash: why do i put up with you

cheesetoastie11: u no the answer bb

fallingash: *know

fallingash: i don't feel like putting up with you anymore

cheesetoastie11: WHAT :O

cheesetoastie11: THATS NOT ALOUD

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⏰ Last updated: May 29, 2019 ⏰

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