Chapter 11: But it's in the contract....so?

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by Matsuru_

by Matsuru_

*Murdoc was driving both of you back to Kong Studios. You were sitting in the passenger's seat taking a more thorough look at the contract you signed. You felt low using someone as grimy as Murdoc Niccals to get to fame, but it was too late to go back you have already sold your soul*

Murdoc: Oi why are you so quiet? I thought you would be happy, you are have taken the most eligible bachelor off the market.

You: Ok one shut up. I already agreed to 8 dates with you and sadly this does not count as one. You know this is strictly for appearances.

Murdoc: That's what they all say, love. Then they fall for old Murdoc every time.

You:They? So this is not the first time you have done this?

Murdoc: Naw. I am a connoisseur of many forms of love, my dear.

You: How many?

Murdoc: How many what?

You: How many times have you done this?

Murdoc: Ehh * thinks there is a moment of silence* 3

You: 3? Jesus were they all seeking fame?

Murdoc: *shrugs* some fame others money.

You: And you're just ok with making appearances with women, wait!? what do you get out of it?

Murdoc: What do you think I get, my fans all riled up and a decent sextape out of it. Remember it's in the contract.

You: *shivers in disgust* I told you that the sextape was off the table. As in I would never sleep with you.

Murdoc: Never say never sweetheart you have already stooped to asking me for help what's wrong with stooping just a little more.

You: I think it's because if I do sleep with you I will lose the last shred of dignity and self respect.

Murdoc: Ehh no use for those when you sold your soul.

You: Oh come on stop making this more convienent to you. Remember if Russ figures out what is going on between us this will put us in a bind.

Murdoc: So what, Russ will beat me up that's happened before.

You: No surprise there, but no there is more in the contract that neither one of us read before signing this thing.

Murdoc: it can't be that bad

You: Actually you are not going to like what I'm about to read.

Murdoc: Just say it already. This isn't a drama series. Spit it out already.

You: Well it says that if either of us tries to break the contract I will be barred from recording at Stateside for life *Murdoc interrupts*

Murdoc: It's in the contract. So, make sure you hold up your end of the bargain

You: Oh that's not all. If Murdoc Nicaals is seen with any other women the contract is null and void and the funding for the next Gorillaz tour will be forfeited

Murdoc: *Slams on the brakes causing the car to skid on the road and finally stop on the side of the road. He snatches the contract from your hands to read it for himself.*

You: its all there in black and white.

Murdoc: * has a meltdown* MOTHERF^$%#&*. SON OF A BI&^%. THIS IS ABSOLUTE RUBBISH

You: But it's in the contract so deal with it.