Pikmin Adventures: Book 2

The Search Day 4 Part 1: Everyone Gets Salty

Randy's Log Day 45

After Saving Yela And Craig From The Cave, We Ended Up Not Being Able To Take The Item We Needed From The Cave Because Of Min. Unfortunately, Now We Have To Wait Until Tomorrow To Obtain The Item, Which Will Be Dangerous, So Rod Will Be Leaving With A Team Of 19 Pikmin, Five Purples And The Rest Reds. That Leaves 260 Pikmin To Go Explore The Area. Rod Should Return Quickly Unless He Is Trapped, Captured, Or... What We Were Going To Tell Yeep In 19 Days. Hopefully, Rod's Trip Goes Smoothly, And No Pikmin Are Lost. I Should Probably Sleep.

-Randy

Randy's POV

"YAAAWWWN!" Man, That Was The Best Of Slept In Ages! It's Been 38 Days Since I Last Slept That Good! 6 Minutes Of Sleep Is Good For My Body! Especially After All Of Those Pikmin Crushing Me... Wonder Who Rod Is Going To Ta- Wait. Where Is Everybody? Wait, I Hear Music In Yeep's Room. Whatever Is In There, I Better Go In Quietly, Just In Case Yeep's Sleeping. 3... 2... 1! Oh, Wait, Nevermind, He's Awake. "Hi, Randy!" "Hey, Yeep, Have You Seen Everyone Else?" "Yeah, They're All Out, Exploring." "Wait, WHAT?!" "Yeah, We Couldn't Wake You Up, So We Decided That I Would Stay Here, While Everyone Else Goes Out. Also, Rod Made This Game System So I Could Play The Cartridge I Found! I Call The Game, The Ninja Guy And The Spooky Mansion!" I Turned And Saw The Source Of The Music, Which Was A Screen, With A Game Playing On It. "Woah, How'd He Make It?" "He Had Some Leftover Parts From His Shrink Ray Upgrade, So He Inspected My Cartridge And Was Able To Make This! The Pikmin Entertainment System, Or The PES!" "That's Awesome!" "Yeah, But We Should Probably Head Out, Rod Told Me That On His Way Back, He Found A New Cave, And He Wants To Explore It. He Also Obtained The Weird Device From The Cave!" "So What Are We Waiting For? Let's Go!" "Ok, Let Me Save My Game First!" "You Can Save Stuff On That?!" "Yup! Rod Even Made A New Log Device For You, So You Can Just Type In Your Logs!" "Awesom- Wait, You Know About My Logs?!" "Yeah! Everyone Knows About Them!" "How?!" "Bob Found It While Snooping Around In Your Room!" "...I'm Going To Burn His Room." "Oooh! Can I Come?" "Sure, But Shouldn't We Head Out First?" "Yeah, You're Right." And With That, He Turned His Game Off, And We Headed Outside.

"Ah! You're Finally Up! Don't Worry, I Obtained The Device That We Left, And I'm Going To Try To Fix The Rest Of The Ship's Map With It." "Great! Now, Where's That New Cave You Found?" "It's This Way!" Y'know, I Really Like The Forest Of Hope Now! It's Really Beautiful, And It Just Feels Natural! Hey, Wait, When Did Those Red Berries Get There? "Rod, These Berries Look Strange..." "Oh, Those Are Siraberries." "Siraberries?" "They Have Very Tough Skin, Which Is Extremely Difficult To Pierce. I Could Only Get A Tiny Glob Of It After All Of Our Purple Pikmin Sat On The Darn Thing. After I Got It, I Fed It To Bob, And Apparently, It's Very Spicy. He Couldn't Handle The Heat, And Couldn't Control Himself, But He Became Way Stronger. Sadly, We Don't Have Many Purple Pikmin, So We Can't Just Start Harvesting It, And It's So Spicy, The Effects Last A Whole Day." "Why Don't We Just Try To Put It Through The Nutrients Beam, But We Just Make It So That It Instead Goes Into A Container Instead Of The Feeding Area?" "Randy... THAT'S GENIUS! I Could Possibly Turn It Into A Spray So That It Is Not As Spicy, But It Will Decrease The Time Of The Effects, But Aside From That, We Could Use It As A Last Resort To Turn The Tide Of Battle Around!" "Nice! But Shouldn't We Go To The New Cave First?" "Ah, Of Course! I Found Some Strong Signals Coming From It, Three Of Them Are White! Though Its Shape Reminds Me Of Something... Something We've Had To Deal With For A Long Time..." "Eh, Shouldn't Be Too Bad, I Mean, What? We've Dealt With Bob For 41 Days, What Else Could It Be?" "I Think It Was Something About A Mark IV... Oh Well, We Should Probably Continue On Our Way." "Okay, So Where's The Cave?" "On The Other Side Of This Bag." ...What. Why Is There A Bag In The Middle Of This Path?! "Do Not Worry, We Only Need The Weight Of 300 Pikmin To Crush It!" "...We Don't Have 300 Pikmin Anymore! We Only Have 280 Now Because Of That Stupid Long Spoat!" "Don't Forget The Purple Pikmin, We Technically Still Have At Least 350 Pikmin Now!" "Oh. Well, Let's Crush It Already!" I Command, And We Crush The Bag. "Ok, Now Bob. On THREE, Got It?" "Yup!" "Ok, 1... 2-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" OH COME ON! I SAID ON THREE! HOW IS BOB SO STUPID?! OOF! I'm On The Ground Now. Everyone Else Should Come Down In 3, 2, 1- *BONK!* Yup. And Bob Should Be Down Right...... Now. *Bonk!* This Is Just Getting Really Predictable Now. Woah! This Place Is Completely Made Of Metal! "Is The White Signal On This Floor?" "Uh... I Don't Know." ...HE DIDN'T EVEN UPDATE HIS TRACKER?! "WHY DIDN'T YOU UPGRADE IT?!" "Because I Was Working On The Shrink Ray." "ISN'T THE TRACKER MORE IMPORTANT?!" "Nope!" "...Let's Just Go." This Are Is Circular, Very Much Like The Cave We Explored Yesterday. Well, At Least There's An Area We Can Leave Throu-ARRRGH! "GET IT OOOFFFF!" *SLAP!* "Are You Really Do That Every Time A Purple Grub Attacks You?" "They Killed My Flower Family." *SMACK!* "Owww..." "You're Stupid." "Gee, Imagine If Everyone Was As Salty As You." "Everyone Was Just Like Me 32 Days Ago." "What Are You Talking About?" "You Know, The Le Hupakeymanturisaur The Fifth Mark X Thing?" "...I Have No Idea What You're Talking About." What In The World Even Is A Le Hupakeymanturisaur The Fifth Mark X?! "You Know, When We Fought The Porigin?" "WE FOUGHT HIM TOO?!" ...Min Gonna Pay. "...Did You. Just. SAY THAT IN FRONT OF MY BROTHER?!" "Uh... Yeah?" *Insert Sound Of Stick Being Snapped In Half Here* "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU MIN!" ...I Don't Get How Yeep And Yela Are Related At All.