Ok, Second Part, I Really Don't Want To Do A Recap, So Just Read The Previous Chapter. Now Let's Do This!
Randy's POV
Ugh, I Hate Hole Jumping. Well, Here I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOF! I Really Need To Get Rod To Create A Cushion For Cave Diving... Ok, This Room Has... Poison... Spouts... "OH COME ON! I ALREADY HAD TO REMEMBER ONE BAD EXPERIENCE, WHY DO I HAVE TO REMEMBER ANOTHER ONE ALREADY?!" "Because This Sublevel Is The Introduction To White Pikmin's Poison Resistance In The Pikmin 2 Game." What Even Is A Pikmin 2- Oh Forget It. "Just... Deactivate Those Spouts Already Before I Go Insane..." *SMASH!* "There! They're Straight Out The Window! Probably Will Come Back Down Eventually Though." ...That's... Not What I Meant, But Ok. "Oooh! Look At This Mushroom! Hm... I Could Make Something Great With This... Like A Mushroom Stew, Mushroom Pizza, Mushroom Saute, Mushroom Anything! We'll Be Fed For Days!" "Or We Could Just Keep It As A Treasure For Yeep?" "Eh, Yeah, Sure, That'll Work Too." *ZAP!* "Ok, Now Which Way Is That Exit Hole?" "Probably To The Right." It's Quiet Here... TOO Quiet... Like A... PURPLE GRUB IS GOING TO POP OUT! ...No? Are We Going To Get A Rest? For Real? Or... IS SOMETHING GOING TO JUMP OUT AT US FROM THAT SWIRLY STRUCTURE?! ...Ok, I Think I'm Being Paranoid Now. I Guess We're Safe For No- *THUD!* ...i just had to open my mouth. and it's coming right from behind- OH SHOOT! AAAAAAHHH! GIANT WHITE STICK OF DOOM! AAAAAAHHH! THERE'S THE EXIT HOLE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *THUD!* I Can't Believe I Actually Made It. I'm Still Alive, And No One's On Me-OOF! Why Do I Keep Opening My Mouth? Ugh... At Least That White Stick Of Doom Ever Again- *BONK!* OW! Where'd That Come From- It's The... White Stick... How Am I Predicting The Exact Opposite Of Everything?! Next Thing You Know, Yeep Will Wake Up And Find Eggs With Nectar, The Snaggers Will Return, I'll Be Set On Fire, And We'll See The Ghost Of Craig! I Really Can't Take This Anymore... I Just Wanna Find The Exit... It's Probably In This Next Roo- Wait. Big Round Room. Enclosed Area. Exit Hole On The Side. No Treasures. Eggs. This Is A Boss Room. SHOOT! I GOTTA GET TO THAT EXIT HOLE! Ok... The Coast Is Clear... Nothing On The Ceilings... Wait. The Floor. Snaggers. They're In The Floor, Aren't They? Eh... I'll Just Throw A Pebble Over There... *Thump!* ...3... 2... 1... Nothing? Ok, I Guess We're Good! "C'mon! Let's Get To That Exit Geyser! I Can't Wait For Some Slee-" "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!" Oh NO. WHY DO THEY HAVE TO SPECIFICALLY BE RIGHT IN THE WAY OF THE EXIT HOLE?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ok, This Is Fine, We'll Just Go Back The Other Way, And Try To Get Out That Wa- OH COME ON! WHY DO THERE HAVE TO BE SO MANY SNAGGERS?! "Wow, There's A Lot Of These Snaggers. Way More Than How Many There Should Be, Because According To This Pikmin 2 Wiki, There's Only Supposed To Be One Snagger Here-" "HOW ARE YOU BEING SO CALM ABOUT THIS, ROD?!" "Because, Most Of Us Here Are All Main Characters, Such As Me, You, Bob, Min, Pik, Over-" "IT'S PEDRO!" "And Yela, So We Can't Die!" "So Is Yeep Not A Main Character?" "What? No, He's A Main Character- Wait, Where Is He?" ...Great, We Lost Yeep. How Are We Supposed To Defeat These Many Snaggers?! Three Was Enough Last Time, But 20?! Wait, Those Eggs! We Can Use Them To Flower Everyone Up- Oh, Wait, Nevermind, The Snaggers Are Guarding Those Too. Great, What're We Supposed To Do Now? "SNOOOOORT!" ...What Was That? "SNOOOOORT!" It Sounds Like... A Red Snouted Fire Breather? *THUD!* ...It Is A Red Snouted Fire Breather. "SNOOOOORT!" And It's Setting Me On Fire. "SNOOOOORT!" *THUD!* And Now It's Broken A Hole In The Floor. "...Does Anyone Wanna Attempt To Escape Through There?" ...Nobody. "Well, Seeing As There's Lava Down There, The Only People Who Can Go Down There Are Red Pikmin, And You'll Still Get Burned Even If You Are Red." ...So This Is Really How I Die. "Well, Perhaps The Author Of This Book Is Getting Lazy, And Is Just Wanting To Stop The Book Without Any Tension At All?" ...Ok? "Then Again, Who Knows? Maybe We'll Be Killed Off, And The Missing 35 Pikmin, Along With Yeep Will Be Featured In A Future Book." Wait. Yeep! He Can't Be Too Far Off! I Mean, Yela Was Carrying Him On Her Back, Right? "Yela, Where's Yeep?" "Oh, I Dropped Him Off Over There Because I Was Getting Tired." ...Oh NO. He's Right Next To The Eggs. I'm Going To Really Regret This... "YEEP! GET UP! THERE'S NECTAR IN THOSE EGGS NEXT TO YOU!" 3... 2... 1... 0...? Wait, Why Isn't He Waking Up?! "YEEP! YEEP! WAKE UP!"
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Pikmin Adventures: Book 2
Fanfiction(An old story I posted back in 2018. Don't worry, I don't capitalize every word anymore. Still too lazy to edit it tho lmao) They're Back! And This Time, Randy, Yeep, And Bob Are Following A Signal, That Might Be Connected To The Loss Of The 37 Pik...