Pikmin Adventures: Book 2

The Search Day 3: This Isn't A New Area!

Yeep's POV

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock... Rod's Taking FOREVER Just To Implement The Himespore! No, Wait, It's Called The The Homiesear... Maybe... The Hemisphere? No... I'm Pretty Sure It Was The Hoimspiter. "Rod, Can You Go Any Slower?!" I Ask. "Oh Sure! It'll Just Take Five More Days If I Go That Slow! Should I Go That Slow?" "NO! WE NEED TO HAVE THAT READY SO WE CAN FIND MY BESTEST BEST FRIEND!" "Ok Then. Stop Pestering Me About It Then." Ugh, Fine. I Hate It When Big Ol' Grumpy Rod Outsmarts Me...

"I've Done It! I've Implemented The Hemisphere Into The Radar! We Should Now Be Able To Land In The New Area!" Finally! Rod's Been Working On That Thing FOREVER! It Always Takes Six Minutes Just For Him To Upgrade Something, Which Is Completely Insane! "I Shall Call It, Awakening Wood, For I Have Been Awake All Night! No Sleep And No Breaks!" "Hey! Me Too! I'm Sleepy Now Though." YAAAAAAWWN! Maybe It Would've Been Better To Go To Sleep Instead Of Partying All Night...

Randy's POV

Ah, This Is Such A Good Dream! Everything Is Peaceful, There's No Bob At All, And I Don't Hurt My Head Everytime We- WAAAAAHHH!! Ouch... Why Does Nobody Ever Warn Me When We're Going To Land?! That Was A Good Dream I Was Having! "hOI rANDY! wE r gO sEARCH! wANT cOME?!" And There Goes The Peace. "It's Not Like I Have A Choice." Being A Captain Has Its Positives, And It's Negatives. I'm A Captain, So I Have To Go So I Can Lead The Red Pikmin. I Think. "oKKKK, lET gOOO!!" Wait, Bob Sounds Weird. I Think Someone Might've Roundhouse Kicked Him In The Face. If They Did, I Will Find Them, And I Will Personally Give Them A Third Of My Share Of Nectar Tonight. Wait, What If It Was Yeep? That Means He'd Go Completely Insane From How Much Sugar He'd Be Getting! I Take It Back, I'm Just Going To Go Outside. Hopefully, This New Area Doesn't Have Too Many Sources Of Nutrients, But Enough To Help Us Survive. Wow! This Place Looks Really Amazing! The Grass Is A Light Green, It's Really Nice, Though It Looks A Lot Like The Forest Of Ho-Wait A Second...

No POV

"THIS ISN'T A NEW AREA! THIS IS JUST A DIFFERENT PART OF THE FOREST OF HOPE!" An Angry Voice Lashed Out. "Wonder What That's About." A Purple Pikmin Said. "Probably Nothing." Their Leader, Pickle, Replied.

Randy's POV

Why Didn't We Just Land Here?! We Didn't Even Need The Hemisphere! "How Strange, Mother's Map Never Said This Was The Forest Of Hope, It Read As A New Area." "bUT wHY wOULD iT dO tHAT?" "It's Possible That Something Has Changed In This Area." "lIKE wHAT?" "Well, It Might Be Because Everything Seems To Be Reborn And Blossoming, Plus The Point That The Map Owned A Few Recent Areas And This Place Is A Little Larger Might Be Why." ...Rod's Starting To Make No Sense. "So, Shall We See What New Things Lie Ahead?" ...And Now Rod's Starting To Talk Weird. My Brain Can't Handle This Complete Nonsense Coming From Rod's Tiny, But Loud, Nectar-Hole. "Hurry Up Ya Slow Pokes!" Wow. Min's Become Really Fast. "Ok Tiny, Why Don't You Just Lead Us With Your X-Ray Eyes?" It Was At This Moment When Rod Knew, He Made A Horrible Mistake, As The Only Response He Got Were 17 Slaps To The Face, And A Rant From Min Saying That She Wasn't Tiny. "Why... What Happened To Ya Min? Why Are You Being So Salty Nowadays?" Rod Said, Min Replying, "First Of All, We've Never Spoken To Each Other Until Just Now. Second, Never Call Me Tiny." It Was Right Then, When Pik, And The Other 4 Purple Pikmin Finally Caught Up, And Craig Tripped, And Fell Onto Yela, And They Started Rolling And Bouncing Around, And I Think They Fell In A Hole Because I Heard Them Both Screaming, And It Was Really Echoey. "wELP. rEST iN pOOPERONIS yELA aND eSTEBAN." Oh Come On, Now We Gotta Go Rescue Them! I Thought This Was Supposed To Be A Rescue Mission For The 35 Pikmin, Not 37 Pikmin! "Rod, Can You Track Those Two?" "Yee." "Ok, So Where'd They Go?" "Okay, So First We Need To Go Forward, Then Take A Right, Then A Left. There Will Also Be A Wall, So We'll Need To Take It Down." "Aww, But Taking Down Walls Takes FOREVVVVEEEEEERR!" "Oh C'mon, There Are Like 320 Of Us, It Should Barely Take Any Time." "Wait, There Are? 1... 2... 3..." I Don't Think Anything Will Be Done If Yeep Is Just There Counting... "319, 320, Forget Counting, Don't We Have To Save Your Bestest Best Friend Willow?" "OH MY GAWSH YOUR RIGHT LET'S GO NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!! BOB! YEEP SAYS GRAB EVERYONE AND RUN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND TO WHERE MIN AND ESTEBAN FELL!" OH CRUD WHY DOES YEEP ALWAYS TELL BOB TO DO EVERYTHING, NOW WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE BOB IS A HORRIBLE GUY WHO WILL KILL US ALL AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-Wait, How Did We Get Here? "Holy Moly Rolly Poly Guacamole On A Stick Of Ravioli, I Think We Just Moved At The Speed Of Sound!" Yeah, I'm Pretty Sure I Already Got The Memo Rod. "See, Bob Will Do Anything To Win Do Whatever Yeep/Randy/Pedro/Pik Says!" Like I Said, Already Got The Memo. "Intriguing! Let Me Try! Rod Says Get A Lightning Speed Hydraulic Water Pump!" "Aye Aye Sir!" Bob Says, And Literally Two Seconds Later, Bob Returns With A Weird Contraption. "Astounding! So Bob Surprisingly Can Perform Anything As Long As It's A Do Whatever Someone Says Game!" Got The Memo, Got The Memo, I Got The Memo. "So, Just Down This Hole Should Be Min And Esteban?" "Yup!" I Really Hope Rod Is Telling The Truth, Because I Hate This Big Hole Jumping Thing. "Ok, On 5! 5... 4... Thre- WARGH!" DANGIT BOB! "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-OOF!" Well That Could've Gone Better. "Bob! I Said On 5!" "oH, sORRY, i tHOUGHT yOU sAID oN tHREE." ...He Should've Got The Memo. Wow, This Place Is... Circular. Uh, It's Unusually A Perfect Circle. There Are Four Exits, Though I Think Three Of Them Lead To The Same Area, While The Last One Is A Dead End. There Also Is Some Weird Looking Rock Over In That Next Ro-OOF! Ouch. "Hi Randy." "Pik." I'm Really Not Enjoying Pik's Purple Transformation. He's Grown Lazy Plus He's Really Heavy Now. I Can Feel My Spine Snapping. It Hurts. "GET OFF OF ME!" "Ok." Now That My Body's No Longer Breaking, I Can-OOF! Why Do I Even Try... The Weight Of 320 Pikmin Is Really Not Good For My Back... "Why... Does... EVERYONE KEEP FALLING ON M-OOF!" "Hi, Ydnar!" "...GET OFF OVER!" "Who's Over? I'm Pedro!" ...I Have Come To The Conclusion That All Blue Pikmin Are Stupid, And Even If A Blue Pikmin Is Changed Through A Flower, They Still Contain Their Stupidness.