flos pov
i woke up to the sound of sirens i lay there for just a few moments before i open my eyes and realized they weren't sirens but bicycle bells oh shit i'm literally in the middle of a marathon. i go to shift my position when i feel something hard i realize i'm laying on jake and the hard thing was his name your price tool.
jakes pov
oh my god she touched my name your price tool. we get up and we see a different insurance store so we went inside pushed everything over and caused all of the destruction but before we leave we do one last thing... we stick dildos absolutely every where
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okay but wtf is this heh i honestly just write down what comes to mind lol also how old are y'all asking out of curiosity lol
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Flo from progressive and jake from state farm (fan fic)
FanficFlo needs a true love
