Awww, Honey.

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Haruhi: We have an ask from TheFloralTuber27 's friends. The first friend asked why is Honey so cute?
Honey: Awwww, thanks for saying I look cute. But if I could see you right now, I would say you are the cutest thing in the world. But............... Not as cute as me!
Haruhi: *jaw dropping* Wow, a little full of ourselves today, huh?
Honey: Full of sweetness, of course.
Haruhi: Ah huh.......yeah, but what about savage honey?
Honey: We don't talk about him.

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Haruhi: We have another ask from a different friend of TheFloralTuber27 . They want to know if-
                                           MAGIC SOUNDS AND SMOKE
Friend #2: I wanna know if you know, that they are *cough* cough* IDIOTS.
*Everyone in the host club is gasping from the back.*
Honey:*eyes wide* Do you really think that? Haruhi~chan? *he's tearing up*
*everyone in the back is going aww"
Friend #2: *brows raised* Well, do yo-
Haruhi: They are not idiots. They're complete MORONS.
Friend #2: Shiddddddddddd you right.
                                   MORE MAGIC AND SMOKE
Haruhi: They're gone! Well, that was uneventful.
Tamaki: I may not be in love with you anymore, but I am still your father and you can't say those things.
Haruhi: WELL BY GOD...... I GUESS YOUR RIGHT. BUT IF YOU'RE MY DAD THEN WHAT'S MY MIDDLE NAME?!?!?
Tamaki: Um...
Haruhi: That's what I thought, idiot.*leaves with ultimate swag*
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Ilovegamings: Hope you guys liked my shitpost!

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